Woman "tricked into sex"

[daddyphatsacs]

(Note to self, tell the wife that she needs a dose of oral ointment this evening........per doctor's orders)

 

[Gatorubet]

Sbano, from Harrow, London, denies nine charges of rape and 11 of obtaining money by deception.

"And honey - the medicine is $87.00 each application. Your HMO does not cover it..."

The man walks the earth like a God.

 

[BB73]

She's way too smart for me. Why are the stoopid ones always taken?

Proof that you're a careful man, or that Mrs. Katt is at least a lurker on BP.

 

[RugbyBuck]

Fuckin' pilots. Always clownin' around and shit.

He's Syrian, BB.

Fucking Arabs.

 

[OCBucksFan]

If tricking a woman into sex is wrong...

 

[sandgk]

And the gyno's name was "Ibby" which could go to "Tibby" which is just how the London English would nickname ...

TIBOR.

So fess up - tibor - were you running a free sex clinic for Syrian Pilots in a suburb of London?

If you were could you send us all some of your more impressionable female patients?

 

[ScarletBlood31]

The real question is, why would this guy wanna stick it in some chick who has rashes and shit and actually needs treatment? :dead:

 

[Gatorubet]

The real question is, why would this guy wanna stick it in some chick who has rashes and shit and actually needs treatment? :dead:

Merge with Britney Spears thread?

 

[Buckeyedynasty]

Damn I actually thought I was going to learn a great secret on how to trick them into sex. There is no trick to it when the woman is obviously retarded. I feel cheated. :(

 

[Dryden]

Damn I actually thought I was going to learn a great secret on how to trick them into sex. There is no trick to it when the woman is obviously retarded. I feel cheated. :(

A wise man once told me that a woman can't say 'no' if you chloroform her and duct tape her mouth shut.

Actually, that might not have been a wise man. It may have just been StooGrimson or Thump.

 

[Thump]

A wise man once told me that a woman can't say 'no' if you chloroform her and duct tape her mouth shut.

Actually, that might not have been a wise man. It may have just been StooGrimson or Thump.

 

[Big Papa]

What did she trip, fall and land on his dick? Wasn't that from a song?

 

[ScarletBlood31]

What did she trip, fall and land on his dick? Wasn't that from a song?

Eminem- "Guilty Conscience".

 

[Wingate1217]

The bad thing is that this dumb bitch is teaching kids.

I heard it was sex ed...

 

[Taosman]

Tricking them into sex is too time consuming!
I advise liberal use of alcohol!