woman finds egg inside.... another egg

[iambrutus]

Cracking discovery as woman opens egg to find another one inside it | the Daily Mail

A woman was shell shocked after she cracked an egg - and found another one inside it.

Fran Vincent made the eggs-traordinary discovery when she opened the 5.50z free range egg to make a cake.
She was astonished to find a smaller egg - perfectly intact - inside the larger 3.5ins one, which she had bought from a supermarket.
Fran, a factory worker from Seaton, Devon, said: "I thought it looked a bit big - I thought it might have been a duck egg at first.

 

[gregorylee]

I call buullshit, the second egg is dry.

 

[CCI]

let go of my eggo

 

[mooktarr]

Thats not a funny "yoke"













I know, neither is this one.

 

[OCBucksFan]

she must have been pretty eggcited about this.

 

[sandgk]

Faberge Shell Game

 

[BUCKYLE]

"I thought it looked a bit big - I thought it might have been a duck egg at first.

"A little big"? The fuckin' thing is HUGE.

 

[BB73]

While we're scrambling to come up with egg jokes, many of you will be glad to hear that I've stopped making puns. Sometimes I'd have to poach things from others, and I was becoming a shell of my former self. I hate to chicken out, but if you're need puns, I'm done. It's over-easy for me to say, yes, but look somewhere else to get your sunny side up.

 

[MolGenBuckeye]

While we're scrambling to come up with egg jokes, many of you will be glad to hear that I've stopped making puns. Sometimes I'd have to poach things from others, and I was becoming a shell of my former self. I hate to chicken out, but if you're need puns, I'm done. It's over-easy for me to say, yes, but look somewhere else to get your sunny side up.

Let me get this straight...you're saying your punning days are ova?

 

[sandgk]

I'm sorry to say BB73 but that post got scrambled -