Woman Bites Dog

[sandgk]

The classic headline - with a gender twist.

"Woman Bites Dog"

MINNEAPOLIS (AP) -- Amy Rice feared for her dog's life when a pit bull jumped over a fence into her yard and attacked her pooch. So she took matters into her own mouth.
Rice says she bit the pit bull on the nose Friday after trying to pull the dog's jaws off her Labrador retriever, Ella.

Rice says she drew blood when she bit the dog, and her doctor will have to determine whether she should get shots for rabies.
The pit bull was quarantined. Ella is recovering with staples and stitches to her head and a crushed ear canal.

 

[BB73]

If biting pit bulls on the nose is wrong, she doesn't want to be right.

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

She's lucky it didn't turn on her and rip her throat out.

 

[BUCKYLE]

She's lucky it didn't turn on her and rip her throat out.

I was thinking the same thing.

 

[jazzman]

bitch!!!

 

[MD Buckeye]

:teeth:........fitting