Woman accused of spraying cop with breast milk

[kinch]

Woman accused of spraying cop with breast milk

An 18-year-old woman is to appear at Richmond Magistrates' Court accused of assaulting a police officer with breast milk.

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After being arrested for theft she sprayed an officer with milk from her right breast.

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From the Edgware and Mill Hill Times



Gotta give her points for novelty. . .

 

[iambrutus]

thats pretty damn funny

 

[kinch]

I wonder if she had to give it a squeeze or if she can just spray for distance at will. That would be, like, a superpower, kinda.

Maybe only being 18 gives more pressure on the milky part too, because, well, you know.

 

[Cornerback6]

Cup size?

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Some guys have all the luck. I'd happily pay for that kind of treatment and he gets it for free on the job? Fucker.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

What a boob.

 

[Big Papa]

Well was he holding his cup of coffee at the time? She could have been helping him out.

 

[Deety]

Milk. It does a bobby good.

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

Milk. It does a bobby good.

That's "It does a booby good". Geez, get it right...

 

[BB73]

Her bad luck that the cop was lactose intolerant.

 

[kinch]

Her bad luck that the cop was lactose intolerant.

*golf clap*

 

[sandgk]

Cup size?

Tea-Cup?

 

[BUCKYLE]

Cup size?

That's sick...and, do cops even wear cups?