JoJaBuckeye
First we take Michigan--then the whole world!
Zanesville: the only place in America where the phrase "eat at the Y" actually gives you 3 distinct options.
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redskinbucksfan
The brownest of the brown liquors
JoJaBuckeye;766249; said:
While I don't agree with most of his stances, he is still a pretty good comedian.
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JoJaBuckeye
First we take Michigan--then the whole world!
redskinbucksfan;766269; said:
I know...I'm just trolling for a reaction RE Zanesville. But I think Thump has my number.
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Jagdaddy
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Here's my favorite Carlin observation:
"Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass. And it translates to "beef with broccoli." The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high."
"Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass. And it translates to "beef with broccoli." The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high."
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ScriptOhio
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
This was emailed to me.
George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline
Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down. Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.
If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved.
George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline
Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down. Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.
If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved.
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Thump;14528; said:Have to agree LoKY, Carlin is one of the best ever.
Although him being in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure will be tough to live down.
What he said. One of the best all time. Period.
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Carlin's earlier stuff was pretty funny. The last two shows that I watched on HBO made me want to punch my tv.
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