Wild and Wonderful West Virginia

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Wild and Wonderful West Virginia

Tenn. police: W.Va. man streaked at NASCAR event, had wild raccoon in his car
By Travis Crum



Joshua Greene


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CHARLESTON, W.Va. -- Tennessee police said they got a shock on Saturday when they discovered a wild raccoon in the car of a Parkersburg man arrested for streaking at a NASCAR event.
Joshua Greene, 27, was naked when officers arrested him in a local subdivision in Bristol, Tenn., said Bristol Police Capt. Matt Austin.
Multiple witnesses called police after Greene went streaking through Pit Row Market, where concerts were being held for the weekend's races, Austin said.

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[Deety]

That's why I drive around with a 'possum instead. They at least have the brains to play dead when the cops show up.

 

[scooter1369]

There are times I think we should put a wall around that state and fill it with water. Then i remember I have a brother, sister, mother and 6 nieces living there.

 

[muffler dragon]

Nothing will ever amaze me when it comes to P-burg.

 

[BUCKYLE]

That's why I drive around with a 'possum instead. They at least have the brains to play dead when the cops show up.

You...have...bitey? GIVE HIM TO ME!!!!!!!

 

[Deety]

You...have...bitey? GIVE HIM TO ME!!!!!!!

I would, but he said he's dead.

 

[BUCKYLE]

I would, but he said he's dead.

That sounds like him. Such a tragedy.

 

[DubCoffman62]

What surprised me was that the cop from Tennessee was shocked, I figured that the saw it all of the time.

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

A WV cop would have taken the bag home and said "honey, I picked up a to-go order for us'ns dinner"

 

[buckeyebri]

A WV cop would have taken the bag home and said "honey, I picked up a to-go order for us'ns dinner"

Are you sure...not run over and not dead yet...you gotta have that extra tire track and bug larvae...

 

[buckeyebri]

Wet Virginia, Tennessee, and NASCAR...what else needs said....

 

[AKAK]

I think more digging into this story would reveal that the Raccoon was male, named Bailey, and there was a thong and a 7 day supply of bath salts in the glove box.

 

[Gatorubet]

Wet Virginia, Tennessee, and NASCAR...what else needs said....

Indeed. Why would a raccoon in the back of his car be shocking at all?

 

[FrancisSoyer]

Just moved to the Wheeling area so I'm not surprised. Even though it's really close to Ohio, it's still another world down here. I've worn my Buckeyes shirt two Fridays in a row but I've heard no trash talk from anyone so far.:( Guess they need more leverage, even with Tatgate.

 

[BUCKYLE]

Just moved to the Wheeling area so I'm not surprised. Even though it's really close to Ohio, it's still another world down here. I've worn my Buckeyes shirt two Fridays in a row but I've heard no trash talk from anyone so far.:( Guess they need more leverage, even with Tatgate.

They can't read. Not sure if you're a sooner...buckeye...maybe OkSt.