Why Your Team Sucks

[Bucky32]

Think about everything you hear about Washington in the news: The disingenuous, corrupt, racist white jerkoffs bankrupting the country. The gutless fucks who say that there's "no simple solution" to people with AR-15s shooting up public places... but legislate what gay people can order at Chipotle. The defense lobbyists and "think tank" fucks who never grew out of playing with toy soldiers, who go home at the end of each day to their house in Reston and jack off thinking about dropping bombs on brown people.

Think about all that, and then imagine the sports franchise they deserve.

Voila. Redskins.

 

[Bucky32]

The Cowboys round out the series.

My best friend is a die hard Cowboys fan who texts me "TONY'S HOME" every time Romo throws a touchdown.

He is from Central Connecticut and has never been to Dallas.

 

[CookyPuss]

The Cowboys round out the series.

Thankfully, the Cowboys have the deluxe security blanket of BRANDON WEEDEN ready when Romo's entire lower body is paralyzed. God, they really brought in Weeden. Imagine going out on cruise ship, and the cruise ship's emergency dinghy consists of two Mountain Dew bottles lashed together. That's Brandon Weeden.

 

[Jake]

Because Jerry Jones the owner is too stupid to fire Jerry Jones the GM.