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http://www.cnn.com/2005/ALLPOLITICS/01/13/inauguration.prayer.ap/index.html
Michael Newdow's at it again. This time he claims he'll be hurt by a prayer at President Bush's inauguration. This prayer must be pretty powerful stuff to cause an innocent man such suffering!
He lost this same case before the first inauguration he was planning to watch on TV, so this time he got a ticket to the event. Give me a break!
Here is the BitB's...
Top ten list of things Newdow could do to avoid getting hurt by the prayer:
10) Stick his fingers in his ears and repeat, "I can't hear you! La, la, la!" during the prayer.
9) Everytime people say "Amen", Newdow can say "NOT!"
8) Bring a walkman with self-help tapes... "You are your own God. You are a powerful and all-knowing being."
7) Use prayer time to think up new argument against "In God we trust"
6) Think good thoughts for the president.
5) Pray really hard for exactly the opposite of everything the minister says... you know as a hedge... just in case he's wrong.
4) Open eyes, raise head, unfold hands and fidgit like crazy!
3) Figure out exactly where the stuff that made that Big "Bang!" came from.
2) Contemplate difference between "freedom of religion" and "freedom FROM religion".
and the number one way to avoid getting hurt by the prayer at President Bush's inauguration...
1) DON'T GO!
Michael Newdow's at it again. This time he claims he'll be hurt by a prayer at President Bush's inauguration. This prayer must be pretty powerful stuff to cause an innocent man such suffering!
He lost this same case before the first inauguration he was planning to watch on TV, so this time he got a ticket to the event. Give me a break!
Here is the BitB's...
Top ten list of things Newdow could do to avoid getting hurt by the prayer:
10) Stick his fingers in his ears and repeat, "I can't hear you! La, la, la!" during the prayer.
9) Everytime people say "Amen", Newdow can say "NOT!"
8) Bring a walkman with self-help tapes... "You are your own God. You are a powerful and all-knowing being."
7) Use prayer time to think up new argument against "In God we trust"
6) Think good thoughts for the president.
5) Pray really hard for exactly the opposite of everything the minister says... you know as a hedge... just in case he's wrong.
4) Open eyes, raise head, unfold hands and fidgit like crazy!
3) Figure out exactly where the stuff that made that Big "Bang!" came from.
2) Contemplate difference between "freedom of religion" and "freedom FROM religion".
and the number one way to avoid getting hurt by the prayer at President Bush's inauguration...
1) DON'T GO!