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WHY DO I WORK WITH RETARDS

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FindlayBucks said:
I've always thought of Old Spice as an old man's flavor. Maybe because my dad used to wear it. I try to stay away from anything old spice makes, am I missing out?
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Does that sound like an old dude to you?
 
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BuckeyeNation27 said:
I swear to god, this is the MSN Messenger conversation I just had. The names have been changed to protect the retarded:


Dumb Guy says: Hello Jeff
Jeff says: Hello
DG says: I need resend something, but I am getting an error.
DG says: the message is:
DG says: There has been an internal error. Please re-login and try again.
Please contact Technical Support.
Jeff says: Did you log out and log back in?
DG says: umm
DG says: no
DG says: i try
DG says: i will try
DG says: wow
DG says: fine!!
DG says: thank you, bery much
Jeff says: No problem
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Next time, tell him to check the Flux Capacitor....Usually solves the problem....
 
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My aunt works computer support and once had a lady call he into one of the other offices, because the "foot pedel" didn't seem to be working.

Last night at work, one of the other servers says to me. What day of the week is Thanksgiving on this year? I said Thursday, she responded ohh good that means I won't have to request off because I have class on Thursdays.
 
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buckeyefool said:
My aunt works computer support and once had a lady call he into one of the other offices, because the "foot pedel" didn't seem to be working.

Last night at work, one of the other servers says to me. What day of the week is Thanksgiving on this year? I said Thursday, she responded ohh good that means I won't have to request off because I have class on Thursdays.
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Did you smack her? If not, why?
 
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BuckeyeNation27 said:
I swear to god, this is the MSN Messenger conversation I just had. The names have been changed to protect the retarded:


Dumb Guy says: Hello Jeff
Jeff says: Hello
DG says: I need resend something, but I am getting an error.
DG says: the message is:
DG says: There has been an internal error. Please re-login and try again.
Please contact Technical Support.
Jeff says: Did you log out and log back in?
DG says: umm
DG says: no
DG says: i try
DG says: i will try
DG says: wow
DG says: fine!!
DG says: thank you, bery much
Jeff says: No problem
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I am wrong to assume you are DG? :wink2:
 
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I'm guessing you've used the good ol' "I - D - 10 - T" problem line on unsuspecting coworkers?

"I dunno... seems like an "eye-dee-ten-tee" problem to me."

Used it on my boss once - he sighed defeatedly and said, "ALRIGHT, what is it and how much is it going to cost me?"

What about the standby "PEBKAC" error? (Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair) I've heard other versions, but that's the one I was taught.

It sounds so much more genuine coming from a lady techie. People look at me like it's something really horrible. :rofl:

(ETA: - I botched the second one, it's PEBKAC, not U. Chair, not user. Sorry.)
 
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LRABuck said:
I'm guessing you've used the good ol' "I - D - 10 - T" problem line on unsuspecting coworkers?

"I dunno... seems like an "eye-dee-ten-tee" problem to me."

Used it on my boss once - he sighed defeatedly and said, "ALRIGHT, what is it and how much is it going to cost me?"

What about the standby "PEBKAU" error? (Problem Exists Between Keyboard And User) I've heard other versions, but that's the one I was taught.

It sounds so much more genuine coming from a lady techie. People look at me like it's something really horrible. :rofl:
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Those are great - they've definitely joined my vocabulary! Thanks!
 
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