WHY DO I WORK WITH RETARDS

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

BKB - off to work, in a sec... no coffee for you this morning, I smell trouble...

Oh, that's not trouble, hun, that's my Old Spice!

 

[Deety]

I still think the call from someone who thought their cursor was an error message was a pretty good one... "It moved again! There it goes! It's blinking at me!"

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Am I the only one that thought Peach's post started off:

"My all time favorite encounter was with a woman......"

 

[OSUsushichic]

Oh, that's not trouble, hun, that's my Old Spice!

Do you mean Attila? She hearts Old Spice.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

I will jack this thread.

Nice try Deety.

 

[Deety]

Oh, that's not trouble, hun, that's my Old Spice!

I'd better skedaddle before I am overwhelmed by the combo of Old Spice and cheese. Buh-bye y'all...

 

[BB73]

BKB, I guess my theory on your intelligence driving them away wasn't worth crap.

You can assume it's a bad theory, I'll assume you're the wrong test subject.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Do you mean Attila? She hearts Old Spice.

She may, but I know on authority that you dig my chest hair

 

[PrincessPeach]

Nice try, BKB... no jacking just yet, though. I'll fight back.

That same frantic woman once called me over because she couldn't type a fax number on a cover sheet. For some reason, her cursor kept jumping all over the table. I watched her try to type numbers for a while before turning her "Num Lock" on.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

I'd better skedaddle before I am overwhelmed by the combo of Old Spice and cheese. Buh-bye y'all...

Bye deety....


One down, two to go....

 

[OSUsushichic]

Damn, Santa suits just don't look the same as they used to.

 

[bkochmc]

I swear to god, this is the MSN Messenger conversation I just had. The names have been changed to protect the retarded:


Dumb Guy says: Hello Jeff
Jeff says: Hello
DG says: I need resend something, but I am getting an error.
DG says: the message is:
DG says: There has been an internal error. Please re-login and try again.
Please contact Technical Support.
Jeff says: Did you log out and log back in?
DG says: umm
DG says: no
DG says: i try
DG says: i will try
DG says: wow
DG says: fine!!
DG says: thank you, bery much
Jeff says: No problem

Idiot users = Job security

 

[Pheasant]

Oh, that's not trouble, hun, that's my Old Spice!

I've always thought of Old Spice as an old man's flavor. Maybe because my dad used to wear it. I try to stay away from anything old spice makes, am I missing out?

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Nice try, BKB... no jacking just yet, though

Umm..... [insert inappropriate comment here]

too easy.

 

[PrincessPeach]

I've always thought of Old Spice as an old man's flavor. Maybe because my dad used to wear it. I try to stay away from anything old spice makes, am I missing out?

No, you're not missing anything. Old Spice = bad.