Why do I hate thee Michigan....let me count the ways...

Michigan you suck. I hate you. I hate everything about you.

I hate your crappy town
I hate your state
I hate your teams - all of them
I hate Biakabatuka
I hate Woodson
I hate Powers
I hate Howard
I hate Bo
I hate Lloyd
I hate those f'in helmets
I hate those colors
I hate your stadium
I hate your fans
I hate that f'in song
I hate your pompous attitude
I hate all you are
I hate everything you stand for
I hate Grbac
I hate Brady
I hate Henson
I hate that smell from up there
I hate you for loving cooper
I hate it when you win
I hate your ohio players
I hate your band
I hate your logo
I hate uniforms
I hate Moeller
I hate Edwards
I hate Webber
I hate Howard
I hate King
I hate Jackson
I hate Rose
I hate your fraud 5
I hate Rice
I hate Taylor - both of them
I hate Carter
I hate the Red Wings
I hate the Tigers
I hate the Lions
I hate your cars

Yes Michigan, I hate everything about you.

 

Wow, um...feel better now that you got that off of you chest?

 

I dont hate Carr....he looks alot like Cooper right now to me.

:scum4:

 

Great post. I concur.

 

Agree with everything except LLLoyd Carr - let's keep droopy dog around as long as possible.

 

hate henson? more like love good ol georgey

 

Hell, so do we.

 

I think you forgot "I hate the Pistons (and their fans)."

 

Yeah, but they've brought us:

Craig Krenzel
Pepper Johnson
Vernon Gholston

...And Chris Spielman was able to bestow upon them a touch of class during his stay in Detroit (even though that's the equivalent of putting a big red bow on a dogpile).

But I still hate that place!

 

ray never made the nba....but king did albeit briefly.

I actually remember feeling bad for jackson for being the only one to NOT make it to the league....(it was on an espn story about him/them)

then I snapped back to reality... he is still a scummer....

:scum4:

i still hate hate hate hate crissy webber.......hate hate hate him.

there is so much to hate...how can one man remember it all....

 

I can just about guarantee I hate the perjuring bastard more than you do.

 

I'm sure it is. Just wait until Clarett becomes as successful in the NFL as Webber is in the NBA. It's very aggravating...

 

While I won't say it isn't possible..I highly doubt it. I know for a fact I have hated him for LONGER than you... so that is worth something.

I did truly hate him when he played for scUM. He was damn good,but always would score a dunk and then take this gorilla like steps afterwards with this angry face..and just make an a$$ of himself.... i hated him then... i hate him now.

It's funny... but I hated the wizards cause they had him and I hate the Kings because they have him now.