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Who's on your fictional fantasy football team?

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ORD's Falco vs Utah thread got me to thinking about all the other great football players who exist only in Hollywood.

QB
Joe Kane - Eastern State - The Program
Johnny Utah - Ohio State - Point Break
Shane Falco - Ohio State - The Replacements
Johnny Walker - State College - Johnny B. Good
Frank Cushman - ? - Jerry Maguire
Willie Beamen - San Diego State - Any Given Sunday
Paul Crewe - ? - The Longest Yard
Levander "Bird" Williams - Central HS - Wildcats
Dreamer Tatum - ? - Semi-Tough
Stan Gable - Adams College - Revenge of the Nerds
Jimmy Dix - ? - The Last Boy Scout
Reno Hightower - Taft HS - The Best of Times
Sam Maxwell -? - North Dallas Forty
Johnny Gunn - ? - 1st & Ten

RB
Al Bundy - Polk HS - Married with Children
Julian Washington - ? - Any Given Sunday
Darnell Jefferson - Eastern State - The Program
Gavin Grey - Louisiana State - Everybody's All-American
T.D. Parker - ? - 1st & Ten

WR
Jimmy Sanderson - ? - Any Given Sunday
Rod Tidwell - Arizona State - Jerry Maguire
Charlie Tweeder - West Canaan HS - Varsity Blues
Phillip Elliott - ? - North Dallas Forty

TE
Brian Murphy - Gallaudet - The Replacements

OL
Manumana - Texas State - Necessary Roughness
Bud-Lite Kaminski - Eastern State - The Program
Billy Bob - West Canaan HS - Varsity Blues
Bubba Kincaid - ? - 1st & Ten
Jethro Snell - ? - 1st & Ten

DL
Andre Krimm - Texas State - Necessary Roughness
Fredrick A. "Ogre" Polowaski - Adams College - Revenge of the Nerds
Steve Lattimer - Eastern State - The Program
Spare Tire Dixon - ? - Married with Children
Dauber Dybinski - Minnesota State - Coach
John Manzak - ? - 1st & Ten
Phillip Finch - Central HS - Wildcats

LB
Charles Jefferson - Ridgemont HS - Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Alvin Mack - Eastern State - The Program
Mad Dog Smears - ? - 1st & Ten
Leslie "Dr. Death" Crunchner - ? - 1st & Ten

DB
Trumaine - Central HS - Wildcats

Special Teams
Forrest Gump - Alabama - Forrest Gump
Bobby Boucher - South Central Lousiana State - The Water Boy

So who am I missing so far?
 
Clifford Franklin.... WR.... The Replacements (Washington Sentinels)
Nigel Gruff.... K.... The Replacements (Washington Sentinels)
Danny Burke.... WR.... Revenge of the Nerds (Adams College Atoms)
Danny Bateman.... LB.... The Replacements (Michigan State)
Lucy Draper.... K.... Necessary Roughness - How can we forget Kathy Ireland
Willie Weathers.... RB.... Gridiron Gang (Kilpatrick Mustangs)
Earl Meggett.... RB.... The Longest Yard (Mean Machine)
Deacon Moss.... WR.... The Longest Yard (Mean Machine)
Jonathan "Mox" Moxon.... QB.... Varsity Blues
Ray Finkle.... K.... Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (Miami Dolphins)
Paul Blake.... QB.... Necessary Roughness
Earl Wilkinson "aka" Ray Smith.... DB.... The Replacements (Washington Sentinels)
Jahmal Abdul Jackson.... OL.... The Replacements (Washington Sentinels)
Andre Action Jackson.... OL.... The Replacements (Washington Sentinels)
Jumbo Fumiko.... OL.... The Replacements (Washington Sentinels)
Walter Cochran.... RB.... The Replacements (Washington Sentinels)
 
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OSUsushichic;1093806; said:
Where's the dude from Invincible? He kicks ass on special teams. :)
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This one?
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ORD_Buckeye;1093843; said:
Let's not forget Rivals/Scout 5* out of Austin, TX: Randall "Pink" Floyd.

He might sign your letter of intent, but he will never sign that anti-drug pledge.
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This scene in particular is awesome bc on my 10th time watching it, I finally saw Pink take a one hitter from his belt, hit it, then put it back, all in the back of the scene awesome.

http://www.buckeyeplanet.com/forum/...08-tx-rb-brian-smash-williams-tmu-verbal.html Forum title has to be updated as I think TMU pulled his schollie for off the field issues, and I believe he is now a Whitmore verbal!
 
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leroyjenkins;1093957; said:
This scene in particular is awesome bc on my 10th time watching it, I finally saw Pink take a one hitter from his belt, hit it, then put it back, all in the back of the scene awesome.
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It took me repeated viewings before I caught that too. Just to clarify; he doesn't take the one-hitter from his belt buckle. The one-hitter is his belt buckle!
 
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