No to everybody.
No.
No.
No.
No.
I do, however, have most of these things on my desk (save for the used condom receptacle), but let's not talk about hated co-workers right now. These are not the specific object to which I am referring. I'll give a hint that may well bust this wide open:
The person that gave it to me told me that he received it as a free gift at a CBJ game he had attended the night before (I believe, although I am not certain, that all the fans were given this).
And no, it isn't a hat, or anything to do with the CBJ. You have 12 minutes until I leave.