Who wants some?

[JXC]

paint chips

 

[Zurp]

Graham-cracker pie crust, topped with a pound of ham, salami, pepperoni, and fresh rock-salt, with a dab of caeser dressing and a sprinkle of deer meat.

 

[FKAGobucks877]

paint chips

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, paint chips.

 

[Zurp]

10 sandwiches loaded with gravy, spicy garlic sauce, figs, orange marmelade, pea soup, and 2 slices of spinach.

 

[JXC]

A big chicken dumpling, egg fluff, green ham, iced jam kearnals, low magnesium nestle ovaltine, pickled quail rump, steamed testicles under velveitta with x-rayed yellow zurp.


mmmmmmmmmmmmmm ZurpBCs

 

[JXC]

So I take that as an admission of defeat Zurp.

 

[Zurp]

So I take that as an admission of defeat Zurp.

Who said anything about my feet?

Peanutbutter-covered tennis shoes, simmering in a crock pot for 5 hours, laced with raisins and a bucket of cayanne peppers.

 

[BB73]

Who said anything about my feet?

Peanutbutter-covered tennis shoes, simmering in a crock pot for 5 hours, laced with raisins and a bucket of cayanne peppers.

Switch the cayenne peppers for red savinas, and then you've got something.

I forgot to ask, are those shoes Sharapova's or Kournikova's?

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

who can guess how many fingers I'm holding up?

 

[Zurp]

who can guess how many fingers I'm holding up?

I can, I can!!!

What do I win?

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

I can, I can!!!

What do I win?

a pat on the back and the satisfaction of a job well done.

 

[iambrutus]

I can, I can!!!

What do I win?

a rusted potato

 

[JXC]

You win another guess!!!

 

[Zurp]

You win another guess!!!

SWEET!! I'm going for the world record!

 

[iambrutus]

SWEET!! I'm going for the world record!

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