Who Needs a New BBQ?

[LoKyBuckeye]

I need this for tailgating

I’m always looking to impress when entertaining the guests and somehow I think this David Klose BBQ will do the trick. The extensive list of features includes, (#1) a 160,000 B.T.U. propane burner that can bring 20 gallons of cold water to a boil in 5 min. The entertainment portion of the BBQ has a satellite radio, satellite television, Sony wega flat screen, DVD player and a DVR that are all solar powered. A (#3)low temperate smoker, (#4)a seven foot long, 90 lb door, that is counter weighted, making it a snap to open. The main chamber (#5) can smoke up 100 six-pound chickens, which is enough to feed 350 people. To ensure that everyone knows that you are the king of the BBQ, it comes with 24 karat-gold rims and door handles.

 

[redskinbucksfan]

Awesome. All it's missing is a kegarator and a sybian for the Mrs.

 

[osugrad21]

I was going to say "Sweet" but then I noticed the phallic symbolism in that picture....then I knew sweet and bbq are not something I want to string together in this thread.

 

[exhawg]

I'd hit it. :p

 

[Thump]

I was going to say "Sweet" but then I noticed the phallic symbolism in that picture....then I knew sweet and bbq are not something I want to string together in this thread.

I figured you would be the 1st one to make the "Sweet" reference.

 

[scooter1369]

All you need is this.

Ghetto Grill 3000

 

[buckeyeboy]

Who refers to a grill as a "BBQ?"

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

I can't believe no one has said this yet: "Smokin'..."

 

[SanAntonioBuck]

Who refers to a grill as a "BBQ?"

We call them a BBQ Pit.

 

[iambrutus]

I'd hit it. :p

me too, that thing is hot

 

[djtidebuck]

We call them a BBQ Pit.

Please explain.

 

[scarletandgrey]

Please explain.

Wiki try it once in a while instead of having 20 post a day that ask for an explanation!

 

[iambrutus]

Wiki try it once in a while instead of having 20 post a day that ask for an explanation!

link?

 

[Pheasant]

They're called doctors

Please explain.

pHeaS

 

[scarletandgrey]

link?

http://www.seussville.com/catinthehat/