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Who is hotter - Keira Knightley or Scarlet Johansson?

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As emphatic as some have been about Knightley, I am probably more so about Johansson. The only thing that keeps me from erecting idols and constructing shrines in her honor is the impossibly thin chance of her catching me, which would surely prohibit us ever getting together and making beautiful babies...together.

Edit: It's really not so much about her looks, either. Knightley is plenty hot. But watching them act (flimsy, yes, but what else have we to go on?), I get the sense that Johansson has something resembling a brain, and Knightley's...eh. I don't know. ...honestly, I don't. All I know is I've seen Scarlett's ass in see-through panties. I'm sold.

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AKAKBUCK said:
Look... I'll bet the PCP crew of Sushi, Deety, Peaches, and Ryn would take the Pepsi fucking challenge with those skanks any day of the week.

They are way hotter... I don't have pics of them, handy, though (at least none fit to publish)... so I'll leave it to them to post themselves... (I'm breaking a rule, here, ladies... bail the old Baron out.)
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Suck up!
 
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Here you go, AKAK. I'm the scribble on the right.

Scarlet is certainly pretty, but even I will pause to look at Keira. Nothing sexual about it in this case; she's just beautiful to see.

AKAKBUCK said:
Look... I'll bet the PCP crew of Sushi, Deety, Peaches, and Ryn would take the Pepsi fucking challenge with those skanks any day of the week.

They are way hotter... I don't have pics of them, handy, though (at least none fit to publish)... so I'll leave it to them to post themselves... (I'm breaking a rule, here, ladies... bail the old Baron out.)
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vrbryant said:
As emphatic as some have been about Knightley, I am probably more so about Johansson. The only thing that keeps me from erecting idols and constructing shrines in her honor is the impossibly thin chance of her catching me, which would surely prohibit us ever getting together and making beautiful babies...together.

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VR: As a lawyer (disclaimer: Not YOUR lawyer and this is not legal advice), I feel I should warn you that impersonation of a customs agent may be a serious offense:

"SCARLETT JOHANSSON'S DRESS CONFISCATED
Hollywood star SCARLETT JOHANSSON was forced to wear a dull navy blue dress for the London premiere of her movie MATCH POINT on Sundaynight (18DEC05) after British customs confiscated her red carpet gown.
The 21-year-old had planned to wow fans with her customary display of cleavage, but disappointed crowds, arriving in a demure dark blue Dolce & Gabbana shift.
But the beauty was quick to explain her misfortune. She said, "I didn't plan to wear this dress. The one I wanted to wear was flown in today but it was confiscated by British customs."
 
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