which would be the most disappointing

[AJHawkfan]

For those of you who have kids (or hope to someday); what would cause you, as their parent, the most disappointment?

To see your child grow up to be:

 

[Thump]

Gay umpire.

 

[NFBuck]

A M*ch*g*n or Pittsburgh fan.

 

[scarletandgrey]

Thump....J/K

Don't have kids but if I did I would just want them to be happy and successful

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

I'm gonna have to say that I'd be most dissapointed if my kid turned out to be a gay, drug dealing, highschool dropout that abuses his/her gay lover, and happens to be a meatchicken fan.

 

[BB73]

Tough call between child/spouse abuser and drug dealer. But I went the abuse because child abuse is inexcusable to me. If it had just been spousal abuse (which is bad, but a wife can leave), I would have said drug dealer.

 

[SanAntonioBuck]

I had to go with child/spousal abuse. Plain and simple, it's just not right!

 

[BuckeyeRyn]

I had to go abuse as well.... just completey inexcusable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[jcfiesta]

If my child grew up to beat his wife/kid then I'd be joining the ranks of those beating a child.

Can't imagine a kid of mine growing up to be a cumdumpster but I don't think I'd love him any less.

If the bastard turned scUM then I sure would miss him - especially during the holidays.

 

[BuckeyeKid789]

scUM fan.

 

[rocketman]

gay, drug dealing, highschool dropout that abuses his/her gay lover

Pretty much goes with the territory of being a Michigan fan...

 

[Buckeye513]

Prostitute.

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

Toss up between child/spouse abuser (especially child) and prostitute/porn star, but I went with child/spouse abuser.

By the way, granted this is a Buckeye fan board, but anyone who truly says scUM fan over any of the other choices needs to get their asses beat (along with getting their priorities straight).

 

[scooter1369]

child/spouse abuser in a landslide. I'd be the first to turn him/her (i have two girls and no boys) in. But I'd make sure I got my chance to knock them around the room first to show them how it feels.

Second place would be drug dealer.

last on the list would be gay/bi. Its really not that important to me.

If my daughter were offered a scholarship to play softball for Michigan and OSU had not offered, I'd encourage her to take it and I'd wear my Maize and Blue to her games under my Scarlet and Grey jacket.

 

[Thump]

By the way, granted this is a Buckeye fan board, but anyone who truly says scUM fan over any of the other choices needs to get their asses beat (along with getting their priorities straight).

I guess you're the only one who didn't realize it was meant as a joke.