Which sports reporter do you most wish bodily harm upon?

[hoat]

Mark May shows his stupidity every week. Stephen Smith is a close second on this list for me. Guy won't listen to anyone's side unless it reflects the way he thinks. What a couple of tools.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Lupica or Rome... they should fight to the death to see who lives.

 

[SanAntonioBuck]

Write in vote for Skip Bayless.

 

[buckeyeman06]

Im not a fan of S. Smith at all..I dont like to be yelled at when Im watchin tv

 

[Dryden]

Well, since Dodd, Friend and/or Whitlock weren't available options, I have to pick Lupica over Bob Ryan.

http://www.deadspin.com/sports/hometown-columnists/index.php

 

[gregorylee]

Well, since there is no Tom Freind on the list....

I gotta go with Lupica, self righteous, arrogant, never played a sport little pussy boy.

 

[IronBuckI]

I tried to answer all of the above, but it wouldn't let me, so I voted for Rome. Because he is a giant douche, and a turd sandwich.

 

[Dryden]

After consulting The Oracle (e.g. Google), the evidence is overwhelming that Chris Berman is the bigger 'asshat,' while Mel Kiper Jr is more popular (or unpopular) among people who like to call other people 'douchebag.'

Google search results for the following combinations:
<pre> asshat douchebag<br>Mike Lupica 66 160<br>Bob Ryan 135 328<br>Chris Berman 320 202<br>Mel Kiper 146 481<br>Trev Alberts 144 343<br>Mark May 183 300<br>Jim Rome 291 428<br>Michael Irvin 226 351<br>Stephen A Smith 152 179<br>Stuart Scott 170 169</pre>
As a control measure, I also checked '"Thump": homo', and found 51,900 matches, including an ad pimping this:

 

[VprHis]

Mitch Albom, Detroit Free Puke.

Fucking weasel-lover.

 

[WyoBuck]

Some of these polls are impossible to answer with one vote, But since I can't pick more than on to inflict pain upon, I'll have to say that the one i care about the least is Stuart Scott. Yes, he is a douchebag, but he reminds me of that short big headed kid in junior high gym class that when trying to perform a layup, he would trip over his own feet and end up throwing the ball over the backboard. Pretty harmless really.

 

[BB73]

Lupica, barely, over Screamin' A. Smith.

And being in Chicago, I must give Jay Marriotti dishonarable mention.

 

[scarletandgrey]

M. Irving and Mark May. I could also deal without Madden and his stupid comments that are so obvious that they don't need to be said like "You know if he gets in the endzone here that'll be 6 points" (he said this lastnight seriously)

 

[Bucklion]

Jay Mariotti is a hiney bird.

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

Stephen A. Smith. I wouldn't mind seeing him with a fat lip or a black eye.

He already has those.

 

[bucknut74]

none of the above
Joe Theisman gets my vote. Every completed pass is the greatest pass in the history of passing. Every runningback who breaks a run of 10yds or more is Barry Sanders-like. It's just sickening listening to him.