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Which Serial Killer Are You??

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If i was a serial killer i would be CLARITY.

Over the course of almost 8 years in the late 1990s and early 2000s, the serial killer called 'Clarity' took an unknown number of victims, mostly trolls and fans who bash players on the very team they claim to support. It was widely believed that MySQL and PHP led him to snap.



Appearing to be a largely reasonable but outspoken member of a community of online Buckeye fans, it seems he lived a double life. After dealing with trolls on the forums with a friendly demeanor, he would later find them sleeping peacefully in their homes, and bash them over the head repeatedly with a crystal football. A capable cook, he would sauté their hearts and livers in butter with shallots and just a pinch of fresh herbs, and would serve their brains with a wonderful white wine, mushroom and cream reduction.



The killings haven't stopped, and Clarity's case has not been solved.



Kill count: Unknown

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LOL well done Clarity :slappy:
 
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Jack the Ripper​
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(AKA"The Whitechapel Murderer" "The Autumn of Terror")​
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</TD><TD vAlign=top width="74%" height=2>Jack the Ripper, by far the most notorious killer of all time. What would drive a man to kill 5 prostitutes, surgically mutilate the bodies, then stop, to never be heard from again? Most of the murders were pretty much the same, the victim had her throat cut and her abdomen exposed, the intestines were placed over her right shoulder and sometimes a kidney or even the heart had been removed.
Jack the RIpper's murders are still unsolved.
Kill count: 5
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<a href="http://www.thisisacryforhelp.com/killerquiz.htm"><img border=0 align="LEFT" width=190 height=233 src="http://www.thisisacryforhelp.com/quiz/killers/zodiac.jpg"></a><font size=2 color=#CCCCCC>If i was a serial killer i would be <b><font color=#990000> The Zodiac Killer</font color=#990000></b>.<br> <br>Over the course of almost 9 years in the 1970s the Zodiac Killer took the lives of over 13 people, either stabbing or shooting them to death in or by their vehicles. All the targets were the same, couples in cars off rural roads.
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Taunting cops the Zodiac Killer would send in encrypted messages to the local papers, describing how his past victims had died, and who would come next if they didn't post his message on the cover of the newspaper the following day. The only surviving witness described the zodiac killer as a heavy set man in a self fashioned hooded jacked that covered his face, brandishing a crossed circle that he always signed his letters with.
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After 1978 the killings stopped, the Zodiac's case was never solved.
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Kill count: 13
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Well, he was from just outside Chicago. Assuming they got the right guy. :!

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John Wayne Gacy​
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(AKA The Killer Clown or Pogo the Clown)​
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</TD><TD vAlign=top width="69%" height=139>If you ever had a reason to be afraid of clowns. This would be it.
Over the course of 3 years John Wayne Gacy, a part time children's party clown, would go on to sodomize, torture and murder over 30 young men, burying most of the bodies under the floor boards of his home.
Gacy would use a chloroform soaked rag to render his victims unconscious, then take them home and tie them up in his basement. He would then proceed to torture them sexually, using a varying range of dildos and sexual toys, eventually strangling them to death with a 2x4 while raping them.
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Hey all. If any more of these are posted in here, please make sure that the last little bit of what you paste includes the following;

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This page keeps getting broken because the code they give you to paste is missing that in some cases, which hoses the page itself up. Posts start nesting inside the tables of other posts.

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scarletngrey77 said:
I just all answered the questions the worst way you could, i hope no one ends up being this guy, all i can say is wow....
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</TD><TD vAlign=top width="69%" height=119>Albert Fish was a masochistic, pedophile obsessed with religious themes such as sin, sacrifice, and redemption through pain. It is believed that he would force his own children to beat him with a nail studded paddle until he bled. He would also stick nails underneath his finger nails,into his groin, his scrotum and his anus. He forced himself to eat feces and would stick alcohol soaked cotton balls up his anus and set them on fire.
Fish believed that God wanted him to castrate boys, which he would do over the course of many years, finally to be caught for kidnapping, murdering and eating a 10 year old girl. Fish claims to have molested over four hundred children. Police charged him with eight but suspect him on fifteen.
Kill count: unconfirmed
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That is who I came up with........I'm fucking scared of myself now. I guess it's the insanity coming out in me :biggrin: I changed the last answer from "pain" to Evil, Hate, or Sex and I was Manson.
 
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The Zodiac Killer​
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</TD><TD vAlign=top width="69%" height=162>Over the course of almost 9 years in the 1970s the Zodiac Killer took the lives of over 13 people, either stabbing or shooting them to death in or by their vehicles. All the targets were the same, couples in cars off rural roads.
Taunting cops the Zodiac Killer would send in encrypted messages to the local papers, describing how his past victims had died, and who would come next if they didn't post his message on the cover of the newspaper the following day. The only surviving witness described the zodiac killer as a heavy set man in a self fashioned hooded jacked that covered his face, brandishing a crossed circle that he always signed his letters with.
After 1978 the killings stopped, the Zodiac's case was never solved.
kill count: 13
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<a href="http://www.thisisacryforhelp.com/killerquiz.htm"><img border=0 align="LEFT" width=190 height=233 src="http://www.thisisacryforhelp.com/quiz/killers/gein.jpg"></a><font size=2 color=#CCCCCC>If i was a serial killer i would be <b><font color=#990000> Ed Gein </font></b>.<br> <br>The Original Leather face. Ed gein, started out as a grave robber, robbing graves for the remains of women around the age of 50 and using the bits and pieces that he found to furnish his house. Eventually moving up to living subjects Ed would go on to kill 3 local women whom he would decapitate, skin and leave on meat hooks in his basement.
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He later went on to confess that he would fashion masks and vests out of the skin of the women he had killed, even going as far as cooking and eating their hearts. Ed believed that he had to do these killings because his dead mother told him to.
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Silence of the lambs, Psycho and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre are just some of the many movies that have been inspired by the life of Ed Gein.
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Kill Count: 3
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Thump said:
The Zodiac Killer​
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Breaking the Zodiac Killer’s Code

The United States Federal Bureau of Investigation has officially recognized Melbourne mathematician Samuel Blake and two other cryptologists, American David Oranchak and Brussels based software programmer Jarl van Eycke, for solving a 50-year-old encrypted message written by the unnamed serial killer known as “the Zodiac”.

Dr Samuel Blake worked on decrypting the message known as the “340 cipher” with the help of a University of Melbourne supercomputer called Spartan.

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This is a file copy of a cryptogram sent to the San Francisco Chronicle in 1969 by the Zodiac Killer. A coded letter mailed to a San Francisco newspaper by the Zodiac serial killer in 1969 has been deciphered by a team of amateur sleuths from the United States, Australia and Belgium, the San Francisco Chronicle reported Friday, Dec. 11, 2020



The cracked cipher does not reveal a name as promised in separate letters by the Zodiac.

“It was such a long shot,” Dr. Samuel Blake said. “We tried several hundred thousand incorrect ways of solving the cipher and just by chance we happened to sort of stumble upon a fragment of how it could be solved and using that fragment we reverse engineered the entire solution and got the entire message out from the Zodiac.”

Blake also said he had been working on finding a solution to the cipher since contacting David Oranchak earlier this year.

“David Oranchak is from the United States and he’s been working on trying to solve this cipher in his spare time for 15 years which is a Herculean effort,” according to Blake. “I saw some of the videos that he’d put online promoting analyses that he’d done of this cipher and I thought they were excellent so I reached out to him I think about March of this year and it was sort of a way of getting through the Melbourne Covid lockdown was to play around with this in my spare time.”

The cracked cipher does not reveal a name as promised in separate letters by the Zodiac.

“It was such a long shot,” Dr. Samuel Blake said. “We tried several hundred thousand incorrect ways of solving the cipher and just by chance we happened to sort of stumble upon a fragment of how it could be solved and using that fragment we reverse engineered the entire solution and got the entire message out from the Zodiac.”

Blake also said he had been working on finding a solution to the cipher since contacting David Oranchak earlier this year.

“David Oranchak is from the United States and he’s been working on trying to solve this cipher in his spare time for 15 years which is a Herculean effort,” according to Blake. “I saw some of the videos that he’d put online promoting analyses that he’d done of this cipher and I thought they were excellent so I reached out to him I think about March of this year and it was sort of a way of getting through the Melbourne Covid lockdown was to play around with this in my spare time.”

Oh here's what that loser had to say:

According to code-breaking expert David Oranchak, the cipher’s text includes: “I hope you are having lots of fun in trying to catch me. … I am not afraid of the gas chamber because it will send me to paradice (sic) all the sooner because I now have enough slaves to work for me.”

Entire article: https://www.rochesterfirst.com/news/national-news/breaking-the-zodiac-killers-code/
 
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ORD_Buckeye said:
Gacy? Clown suits? What am I a juggalo?
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It appears so lately. 8D

ORD_Buckeye said:
I'm fucking down. Maybe it's Fickell being there. Maybe it's Mr. "multiple flagships" JuggalOno being gone, but I'm down for the juggalos to shove a plunger up some SEC! ass and set themselves up for a playoff run next year (they play at Domer non-conference). They got royally horse-cocked this year, and I'd like to see them bust the party up next year.
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