Which Country Are You Quiz

Lazlo · Dec 3, 2004

I'm making a run for the border!
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You're Mexico! 
While some people think you're poor and maybe a little corrupt, you
know where it's at, enjoying good food and nice beaches.  You like to take things a
little slower than those around you, and you really wish the air were cleaner, but sometimes
compromises must be made.  For some reason, Chevrolet keeps trying to sell you Novas
as well, even though they don't really go. Take
the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/cquiz.htm">Country Quiz</a> at the <a
href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid</a>

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You're The Moon! 
You frequently take small steps, but you think very highly of each and
every one of them. This aloof attitude doesn't begin to reflect how high and mighty you
actually are, though you are able to reflect light onto others when it seems appropriate.
Whether the glass is half full, half empty, waxing pedantic, or even crescent-shaped is
something ever-changing in your perspective. These mood swings at least follow a
consistent cycle, one that makes others believe you have mystical powers. Ultimately,
your head is always in the clouds and you just can't seem to stay grounded. 

Take the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/squiz.htm">State Quiz</a>
at the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid</a>.

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You're Lolita! 
by Vladimir Nabokov 
Considered by most to be depraved and immoral, you are obsessed with
sex. What really tantalizes you is that which deviates from societal standards in every
way, though you admit that this probably isn't the best and you're not sure what causes
this desire. Nonetheless, you've done some pretty nefarious things in your life, and
probably gotten caught for them. The names have been changed, but the problems are real.
Please stay away from children. 

Take the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/bquiz.htm">Book Quiz</a>
at the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid</a>.

Thump · Dec 3, 2004

[font=Trebuchet MS, Tahoma, Comic Sans MS, Impact, Helvetica, Arial]You're the State of Fear!
The terrorists are coming! The terrorists are coming! At any moment, at any time, something terrible could happen. Doom is just around the horizon, and each moment could be your last! Of course, if you took a moment to realize that you have a ridiculously higher chance of dying in a car accident than via terrorist attack, you might chill out a little. Or, knowing you, stop driving altogether as well. Eventually you will realize that people are using your fear to their advantage, but even that might just make you afraid to leave your house.[/font]

LoKyBuckeye · Dec 3, 2004

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You're France! 
Most people think you're snobby, but it's really just that
you're better than everyone else.  At least you're more loyal to the real
language, the fine arts, and the fine wines than anyone else.  You aren't
worth beans in a fight, unless you're really short, but you're so good at other
things that it usually doesn't matter.  Some of your finest works were
intended to be short-term projects. Take the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/cquiz.htm">Country Quiz</a>
at the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid</a>

kinch · Dec 3, 2004

LoKy:

Welcome!

Viva La Revolution!

Did you respond that you never shower too??

RugbyBuck · Dec 3, 2004

Anyone else notice the uncanny resemblance between Dennis Rodman and Osama bin Laden?

FCollinsBuckeye · Dec 3, 2004

<img src="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/canada.gif"> 
You're Canada! 
People make fun of you a lot, but they're stupid because you've
got a much better life than they do.  In fact, they're probably just jealous.
 You believe in crazy things like human rights and health care and not
dying in the streets, and you end up securing these rights for yourself and
others.  If it weren't for your weird affection for ice hockey, you'd be
the perfect person. Take
the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/cquiz.htm">Country Quiz</a> at the <a
href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid</a>

Pass the Molson, eh.

LoKyBuckeye · Dec 3, 2004

yeah... I think that was the one that got me :lol:

OSUsushichic · Dec 3, 2004

LOL. At least the title isn't "The Loser"!

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You're The Giver! 
by Lois Lowry 
While you grew up with a sheltered childhood, you're pretty sure
everyone around you is even more sheltered. Suddenly, from out of nowhere, you were
tapped on the shoulder and transported to the real world. This made you horrified by
your prior upbringing and now you're tormented by how to reconcile these two lives.
Ultimately, the struggle comes down to that old free will issue. Choose
wisely. 

Take the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/bquiz.htm">Book Quiz</a>
at the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid</a>.

BrutuStrength · Dec 3, 2004

He he he... I'm a bully.

[font=Georgia Ref, Verdana, Eurostile, Tahoma, Arial]You're
the United States of America!

You were probably a big bully in school, and odds are that
you're still a big bully. You make promises that you break, you manipulate
everyone around you, and you're awfully materialistic. On the other hand,
you're pretty inventive and have a really good sense of justice. You just
never get around to applying the idea of justice to yourself. Incredible potential remains yours to take advantage of.
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And Rugby, I think you're wasting time if you're actually expecting the UN to accomplish something for you. Besides, aren't my blackhawks and tanks cooler than europeans wearing blue helmets?

Apparently, I'm also greedy.

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You're the State of Greed!

You were put on earth to make money and by golly, that's what you're
going to do. You remain convinced that everything Adam Smith said is literally true and
somehow believe that your self-interest will make everyone else happier, too. Even if it
doesn't, that's not going to make you lose as much sleep as government regulation might.
Though people warn you that your cutthroat business practices and shady kickbacks may
catch up with you someday, you rest assured knowing that once you've secured a monopoly,
there can be no consequences.

Take the State">http://bluepyramid.org/ia/squiz.htm">State Quiz
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daddyphatsacs · Dec 3, 2004

You're Spain!
You like rain on the plain, as well as interesting architecture and a diverse number of races and religions. You like to explore a lot, but sailing, especially in large groups, never really seems to work out for you. Beware of pirates and dictators bearing bombs. And for heavens' sake, stop running around bulls! It's just not safe

Hmmm.........

BrutuStrength · Dec 3, 2004

[font=Georgia, Georgia Ref, Book Antiqua, Garamond]You're Godel, Escher, Bach!
by Douglas Hofstadter
Despite being interested in things like mathematical theory and the secret lives of numbers, you're actually quite popular. You carry on great dialogues, though you keep asking people about their heel. When faced with a flight of stairs, you always have great difficulty knowing where you'll end up, and have been known to consult a calculator. Despite these oddities, what you say is relevant to the future. Though the day Deep Blue beat Kasparov, you sure were surprised![/font]

FCollinsBuckeye · Dec 3, 2004

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You're The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe! 
by C.S. Lewis 
You were just looking for some decent clothes when everything changed
quite dramatically. For the better or for the worse, it is still hard to tell. Now it
seems like winter will never end and you feel cursed. Soon there will be an epic
struggle between two forces in your life and you are very concerned about a betrayal
that could turn the balance. If this makes it sound like you're re-enacting Christian
theological events, that may or may not be coincidence. When in doubt, put your trust
in zoo animals. 

Take the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/bquiz.htm">Book Quiz</a>
at the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid</a>.

BuckeyeSkins · Dec 3, 2004

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You're The Hobbit! 
by J.R.R. Tolkien 
All you wanted was a nice cup of tea when some haggard crazy old man
came into your life and told you it was time to do something with yourself. Now you're
all conflicted about whether to stick with your stay-at-home lifestyle or follow this
crazy person into the wild. While you're very short and a little furry, you seem to be
surrounded by an even greater quantity of short folks lately. Try not to lose your ring,
but keep its value in perspective! 

Take the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/bquiz.htm">Book Quiz</a>
at the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid</a>.

AKAK · Dec 3, 2004

You're The Great Gatsby!
by F. Scott Fitzgerald
Having grown up in immense wealth and privilege, the world is truly at your doorstep. Instead of reveling in this life of luxury, however, you spend most of your time mooning over a failed romance. The object of your affection is all but worthless--a frivolous liar--but it matters not to you. You can paint any image of the past you want and make it seem real. If you were a color of fishing boat light, you would be green.

Mothra · Dec 3, 2004

wtf, mate? i wish this was close

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[font=Georgia Ref, Verdana, Eurostile, Tahoma, Arial]You're Texas!
You aren't really much of your own person, but everyone around you wishes you'd go away, so you might as well be independent. You're sort of loud-mouthed and abrasive, but you do have a fair amount of power. You like big trucks, big cattle, and big oil rigs. And sometimes you really smell. But it's not all bad, you're big enough to have some soft spots somewhere in all that redneck madness.[/font]

[font=Georgia, Georgia Ref, Book Antiqua, Garamond]You're Prufrock and Other Observations!
by T.S. Eliot
Though you are very short and often overshadowed, your voice is poetic and lyrical. Dark and brooding, you see the world as a hopeless effort of people trying to impress other people. Though you make reference to almost everything, you've really heard enough about Michelangelo. You measure out your life with coffee spoons.[/font]

Which Country Are You Quiz

Lazlo

Good people drink good beer. ~ HST

Thump

Hating the environment since 1994

LoKyBuckeye

I give up. This board is too hard to understand.

kinch

Wash me

RugbyBuck

Our church has no bells.

FCollinsBuckeye

Head Coach

LoKyBuckeye

I give up. This board is too hard to understand.

OSUsushichic

Fired up! Ready to go!

BrutuStrength

It's time to bring it!

daddyphatsacs

Let the cards fall...

BrutuStrength

It's time to bring it!

FCollinsBuckeye

Head Coach

BuckeyeSkins

Go Bucks/Hail to the Redskins!!

AKAK

Well, that's like hypnotizing chickens.

Mothra

The Man In The Box