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Where in the world is LordJeffBuck?

Joe Batt's Arm
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Joe Batt's Arm on Fogo Island in Newfoundland, Canada

Clue #1: Jose Bautista = Joey Bats = Joe Batt's. The fact that Bautista plays for a Canadian team was a coincidence

Clue #2: Kyrie believes that the earth is flat ... the Flat Earth Society believes that the earth has "four corners" and that one of those corners is on Fogo Island (specifically Brimstone Head, a few miles away from Joe Batt's Arm).

Clue #3: Newfoundland has its own time zone (NST, or UTC - 3:30) which is half an hour ahead of Atlantic Time (UTC -4:00) and half an hour behind Western Greenland Time (UTC - 3:00). Hence, my being between time zones.
 
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Wait......flat Earthers believe there are 4 corners, and that one of them is as close as Newfoundland, Canada? And they haven't travelled to this place to see that there, in fact, is no edge of the world?
That's why I went with New Zealand, it's about as corner as you can get. It's refreshing to have lived this long without encountering a lesson from a flat earther about the true map. I still only have a taste of it.
 
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Wait......flat Earthers believe there are 4 corners, and that one of them is as close as Newfoundland, Canada? And they haven't travelled to this place to see that there, in fact, is no edge of the world?

I checked because I was thinking the same thing, I think in this case its something like the "Flat Earth Society of Canada" which appears to be a flat earth society in the same way paint chippers are a political movement.

Either way, good luck on Fogo @LordJeffBuck, there's no way that Island is the kind of place a horror movie would break out. None at all.
 
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Are you saying the PCP is not a political movement?

I just ordered a fuckload of yard signs that suggest the contrary.

Me too:

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If Rum isn't a PCP candidate, I don't know who is.... well, except for Miller running for Sheriff, of course.

I thought I had requested a "!" after "RUM" but apparently they just thought I was excited about RUM. Which I am. Well, I was anyway, then I drank a whole bunch of it and now I'm pretty mellow. well, mellow and out of limes. Shit, I thought I bought like a bag of those fucking things. Didn't I leave those by the knife on the cutting board? Oh, for fuck's sake, where's the goddamned knife? How am I supposed to cut the limes????? Shit, I'm out of limes. Maybe I should call an Uber and go to the lime store. Then I have to go to the knife store. I don't even know where that is. Maybe the Uber guy knows. What if he doesn't? He probably lost his knife too and couldn't find the knife store so he took mine. But why would he take my limes? He can't drink RUM he's the Uber guy. He has to take ME to the lime and knife store. Now I'm not so mellow. I'm out of fucking limes and knives. How is the uber guy gonna find me anyway? I'm in a secret hideout. How the fuck do I get out of here, the way is secret and I can't remember, too much goddamend RUM.

Oh, the the limes and the knife are over there. Whew. That was close.
 
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WINNER!

Joe Batt's Arm on Fogo Island in Newfoundland, Canada

Clue #1: Jose Bautista = Joey Bats = Joe Batt's. The fact that Bautista plays for a Canadian team was a coincidence

Clue #2: Kyrie believes that the earth is flat ... the Flat Earth Society believes that the earth has "four corners" and that one of those corners is on Fogo Island (specifically Brimstone Head, a few miles away from Joe Batt's Arm).

Clue #3: Newfoundland has its own time zone (NST, or UTC - 3:30) which is half an hour ahead of Atlantic Time (UTC -4:00) and half an hour behind Western Greenland Time (UTC - 3:00). Hence, my being between time zones.

If you are so inclined, keep your eye out for Atlantic puffins up there. That general area (give or take a few hundred miles north/south) is about the only place on North America to see these birds.
Common-Puffin.jpg
 
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If you are so inclined, keep your eye out for Atlantic puffins up there. That general area (give or take a few hundred miles north/south) is about the only place on North America to see these birds.
Common-Puffin.jpg

Don't you think he knows that? The house of jeffbuck have been Puffin Stuffin since time immemorial.

The Earl, Duke, and LordJeffbuck just this morning:

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