7:00 AM- Wake up wife and , as I hold my golfclubs, ask her: Sex or golf? She'll choose golf, so I'll tee off at 7:30am (if she chooses sex, I'll have to tee off at 7:34)
12:00 Watch some of scUM and ND.
1:00- Skyrockets in flight, afternoon delight.
2:00-Cut the grass, pull weeds, wash cars.
6:00- Take shower
6:45- Call Wedgewood pizza and order a 16" tray with salami
7:20- Pick up pizza and Vernors
7:35- Eat pizza and watch Gameplan.
7:50- Drop a duece from pre-game nerves.
8:00- Park on the couch with the remote in hand.
11:45- celebrate win with some celebratory 'lovin.