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What's Your Plan for Saturday?

If I watch too much football and all of the updates and previews that go along with it, I'll probably go nuts. I'm going to work outside in the yard for most of the afternoon, maybe try and catch some ND/scUM. Then grill up some dinner and settle in for THE BUCKS.
 
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Unfortunately my plans to drive from Cleveland to tailgate all day at the Fawcett Center have fallen through. So here is my weekend plans.

Friday Night - Watch my alma mater on ESPN2 and hope they don't embarrass themselves that badly. GO BOBCATS!!!

Saturday Morning -
8-9am - Have sex to appease the woman since I won't acknowledge her for the rest of the day.
10am - Shit/Shave/Shower
10:30am - Breakfast and Gameday
Noon - Crack open a beer and start watching the Domers vs scUM
1pm-5pm - Head to my buddies where we will be playing poker in his basement in front of 4 TVs that are equipped with Direct TV and ESPN Gameplan Package, Watch 4 football games at once and win a hold'em tournament or two. Also finish a bottle of Captain Morgans.
6pm - Start cooking raw meat and playing PS2 NCAA2006 while drinking beer.
8pm - Watch the game on 4 different TVs all next to each other and crack open my 2nd bottle of Captain Morgans.
9:30pm - Switch one TV to the LSU v Arizona St game for gambling purposes only.
Midnight - Celebrate Ohio State victory by playing more poker til 2-3am.

Sunday - 8am - Wake up, Shit/Shave/Shower
9am - Debate about tailgating but decide to leave at noon.
noon - Go to Browns game since my woman won loge tickets and to make up for me not going to the wedding she went to the night before.

Yeah, that's about it.
 
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7:56 Tee Time, hopefully win enough money to pay for the rest of the day.

12:30 Pack up my wife and twins and send them up to northeast ohio for a birthday party. Wait for the babysitter to show up. Hope she is hot.

In anticipation that the babysitter is going to be hot..... I will probably clean the pipes.....

4 p.m. Be on my way to campus
4:30 -7:30 bounce around a few tailgates.

8pm enjoy the fact that my body is covered in goosebumps and there is probably a tear in my eye as I behold the Buckeyes and band as they enter the shoe.
Make a comment to my buddy that the stadium is as electric as it has ever been.
Take a look at the bench with the number that matches my ticket and let it know that it will not have to worry about supporting my fat ass at all tonight. Although I may stand on it a several times high fiving everyone in reaching distance.

Enjoy an epic beat down for the next 4 hours.

Get home late, and have one of those only in Penthouse forum experiences with the babysitter, and the hot friend she brought with her.

That's probably about it though.
 
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Around 9:00 get #1 Son to a band contest

Tween 10:00 and 11:00 get all the camping gear packed.

Tween 11:00 to 12:00 pick up of #1 son.

12:00 start watching all CFB shows I can -- make sure all recordings are correctly set on DVR and PVR.

Tween 2:00 and 2:30 head up road to Loudonville

Somewhere around 5:00 get the tent set up in our camping space

Around 5:45 kidnap Brother-In-Law from clutches of his suffocating wife ... coz he's the designated driver

6:00 PM -- At Beano's Buckeye Ballroom - table and seats for the game
6:30 PM - First order of wings to go with our suds.

11:30 PM -- Finish celebrating a famous Ohio State victory

12:00 Midnight crawl into bed and make ready for tomorrow's canoe and kayak run by getting as much sleep as possible.
 
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Catch subway to airport for morning flight to Philly; play rugby match; drink beer; play second rugby match; find decent bar in Philly to watch game; find semi-attractive woman who is willing to drive me to the airport Sunday morning; continue celebrating victory in the 'Shoe by knocking boots; Sunday morning flight back to the ATL.
 
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7:00 AM- Wake up wife and , as I hold my golfclubs, ask her: Sex or golf? She'll choose golf, so I'll tee off at 7:30am (if she chooses sex, I'll have to tee off at 7:34)

12:00 Watch some of scUM and ND.

1:00- Skyrockets in flight, afternoon delight.

2:00-Cut the grass, pull weeds, wash cars.

6:00- Take shower

6:45- Call Wedgewood pizza and order a 16" tray with salami

7:20- Pick up pizza and Vernors

7:35- Eat pizza and watch Gameplan.

7:50- Drop a duece from pre-game nerves.

8:00- Park on the couch with the remote in hand.

11:45- celebrate win with some celebratory 'lovin.
 
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Be up by 9 or so (I have to close at winking lizard tonight)

Catch the beginning of gameday.

Grab the gf, gradbthe tickets and meet Thump and his wife by noon for all day drinking

Go to the game

Crash hard after the game from watching us kick Texas ass.
 
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I have to do freelance work all day (I'm editing a book on The Kirwan Years). Haven't decided if we're going to stay home for the game or meet the alumni club at the bar. My landlord might not want to hear me screaming at the TV all evening. :biggrin:
 
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