What size bed do you have?

[OSUsushichic]

I keep a Taser on the nightstand for that very reason.

The dog is just fine, but if the wife moves over, well.....

 

[scarletandgrey]

Queen...Apartment is to small for anything larger

 

[exhawg]

sounds like you have your mattress the wrong way.. cal king is longer.

My mattress is fine. It didn't fit either way. I guess it's just a retarded bed frame.

 

[bucks4me]

Why don't you just go around to the other side? Sounds like there's plenty of room over there...

lol. I have had to do that before because if I didn't move I was going to fall off the bed.

 

[osugrad21]

Queen. Best investment I ever accidentally made. Had no clue about mattresses or pricing...fresh out of school and all alone in a new state. Bought the first one the lady showed me...best bed in which Ive ever slept

 

[Thump]

That is what I have......I love it.

Gives you more to room to wack-off huh Rut?

 

[tyrus]

Gives you more to room to wack-off huh Rut?

That and plus you know how much your wife likes to be tossed around.

 

[Thump]

That and plus you know how much your wife likes to be tossed around.

You SON OF A BITCH!!

 

[BuckNutty]

That and plus you know how much your wife likes to be tossed around.

You must work out.

 

[coxew]

Why don't you just go around to the other side? Sounds like there's plenty of room over there...

It's just not the same. I don't know why, it's just not.

 

[tyrus]

You must work out.

I have an elaborate pulley system.....

 

[Jagdaddy]

Not sure, but it's a featherbed nine feet high and six feet wide and soft as a downy chick. I got it from Grandma.

 

[SanAntonioBuck]

I have a California King.

 

[gbearbuck]

queen... and if I could fit a king in the room, she'd hog the whole thing... I swear her goal is to take up every square inch of the bed so I'm left in the cold :(

 

[Buckin' A]

That and plus you know how much your wife likes to be tossed around.

Uh oh. IAB is gonna rage.