This one has categories for me:
Hot chicks: Any of them, all southern schools have hot chicks
Payback is a Bitch..."Wouldn't it be great to kick their ass": South Carolina...we owe them something awful after those bowl games.
General "Wouldn't it be nice to kick their ass": Tennessee...the way they run their program makes me sick, and we owe them for the bowl game. Plus, kicking PHAT PHIL'S PHAT ASS would be lovely...not to mention ND could never say how great they were anymore, you know with that great defense contributing to that SOS and all
Coaching "Wouldn't it be great to kick their ass": Georgia...yes, Phil fits in here too, but Tressel vs. Richt...another chance for the nation to see what we have, versus what the media says (no knock on Richt...he's a good coach).
Name (not to mention speed) recognition "Wouldn't it be great to kick their ass": Florida. No team gets more consistent respect or props in the conference than the Gators, and we could show tham other people can run too firsthand.