What not to do when leasing a home to your mistress

[Jaxbuck]

Wife's lawsuit: Mistress paid with sex for Society Hill condo

IT TURNS OUT when you rent a ritzy Society Hill condo to your mistress and let her pay for it with sex - as a lawsuit alleges a high-powered Brooklyn real-estate mogul did - you probably shouldn't list your wife as a property manager.

 

[Jake]

This is the kind of sage advice I expect from BP.

 

[Oh8ch]

Hmmm. Makes me wonder if my agreeent to provid sex in exchange for nachos could get me in trouble down the road.

(On a related note, if you have never used cheese sauce as lube you are missing out on a treat.)

 

[Dryden]

(On a related note, if you have never used cheese sauce as lube you are missing out on a treat.)

 

[Crump's brother]

(On a related note, if you have never used cheese sauce as lube you are missing out on a treat.)

Does it compare with the irony of extra virgin olive oil?

 

[Jagdaddy]

Hmmm. Makes me wonder if my agreeent to provid sex in exchange for nachos could get me in trouble down the road.

(On a related note, if you have never used cheese sauce as lube you are missing out on a treat.)

Is that how you got your head up there in your profile pic?

 

[Crump's brother]

Is that how you got your head up there in your profile pic?

No, it's how he racks up serious numbers of fat chicks though. Cheez Whiz=Deal sealer.

 

[LostLassie]

Is that how you got your head up there in your profile pic?

7.5 minutes too late. Great minds, and all...

 

[scarletmike]

Hmmm. Makes me wonder if my agreeent to provid sex in exchange for nachos could get me in trouble down the road.

(On a related note, if you have never used cheese sauce as lube you are missing out on a treat.)

I knew the nacho bitch was kinky, but dude...no.

 

[Oh8ch]

So this guy is going down on this chick and is really getting into it when he comes across what looks like a piece of carrot. He is having such a good time he just keeps at it.

A few seconds later he finds what looks like a fragment of a lettuce leaf. He is starting to get curious but doesn't want to interrupt the flow.

Finally he finds what has to be a piece of beef. He stops what he is doing and asks; "Are you sick?"

"No.", she replies, "But the guy who just left was."

 

[scarletmike]

So this guy is going down on this chick and is really getting into it when he comes across what looks like a piece of carrot. He is having such a good time he just keeps at it.

A few seconds later he finds what looks like a fragment of a lettuce leaf. He is starting to get curious but doesn't want to interrupt the flow.

Finally he finds what has to be a piece of beef. He stops what he is doing and asks; "Are you sick?"

"No.", she replies, "But the guy who just left was."

We really don't need to know about your encounters with the nacho bitch. TMI.

 

[BUCKYLE]

So this guy is going down on this chick and is really getting into it when he comes across what looks like a piece of carrot. He is having such a good time he just keeps at it.

A few seconds later he finds what looks like a fragment of a lettuce leaf. He is starting to get curious but doesn't want to interrupt the flow.

Finally he finds what has to be a piece of beef. He stops what he is doing and asks; "Are you sick?"

"No.", she replies, "But the guy who just left was."

 

[buckeyebri]

This thread delivers and blows chunks all at the same time.....

 

[Mike80]

 

[Crump's brother]

The guy in the red next to him looks skinny in comparison!