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What is your favorite bait?

A friend of mine loves to wear a "Master Bait and Tackle" hat. I guess he picked it up in FL somewhere. His wife hates it.

Apparently a liquor store too! :lol:

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For fat chics I use chocolate and a lot of alcohol (for me). For recently divorced chics, I go with pretending to listen and acting like I am interested, mixed with some strong drinks (for her). For the younger chics, I pretend to be intellectual, interesting and mature, and of course, alcohol. For skinny chics, I usually tell them I will hold their hair back when they force their self to puke after eating (works every time)

And on slow nights, I simply slip some lucky chic a roofie.
 
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I usually just insert something about Notre Dame being too scared to schedule us or Charlie Weiss being a fattass. If that doesn't work I'll go on the political board and make fun of Rushy for being a fatass, pill popping, deaf hypocrite.
 
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With all due respect to the baitcasters among us, dangling a worm or piece of food in front of a fish isn't much of a sport, imo.

Now, trying to convince a finicky trout that one of these is a real insect, now THAT is a sport. :p

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That's not a bad pick FCollins.

When it's sunny and the water is clear, this is my go-to fly:

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When it gets dark, I tie on one of these:

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If he's as good a sport as Teddy has been, he won't mind. :wink2:

Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!


Edit: Post Restored. Above is quoted from the movie Team America in case you didn't know ... as was the case of a certain Administrator that thought exhawg was afflicted with Tourette Syndrome. Ooops. (3yards)
 
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