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What is the worst name you've ever heard?

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by DA-Bucks, Oct 11, 2004.

  1. DA-Bucks

    DA-Bucks Trick shot artist Former FF The Deuce Champ

    This guy's name made me think of this:
    Space trailblazer Max Faget dies

    Maxime Faget is shown in this undated photo.

    CNN link


    Before I post this, I'm sorry if anyone here is this person, lol.

    I worked at Golden Bear Golf Center while I was at OSU, and I will never forget when I took a check from a guy named "Harry Bumpass". I was certain the check was fake and I started laughing. All sense of tact and common sense left me at that moment and I said to the guy "you gotta be joking, that's funny". He asked me what was so funny. I just said while still laughing that I HAD to see his ID. Certainly enough, this man's legal name was Harry Bumpass, I carefully examined his ID just to make sure. I felt sorry for this man to have such cruel parents and of course I was extremely embarrassed for laughing at this man's expense to his face while working. Still, lmao @ Harry Bumpass.

  2. DCBuckFan

    DCBuckFan Fark You

    I worked for a credit company and saw all kinds of crazy names.. some of my favs (all these people actually were approved by me at on point or another):

    Suka Tit
    Harry Ball (Harold actually, but you know it was Harry)
    Sue Parkin-Cox
    Richard Licking (I hope he went by Rich or something, not Dick)

    Used to laugh for hours at the names / things on credit reports.
  3. Buck Nasty

    Buck Nasty You'll have nothing and like it

    Dick Trickle
  4. NJ-Buckeye

    NJ-Buckeye They Hate Us cuz They Ain't Us.. Banners are good Staff Member

  5. osugrad21

    osugrad21 Capo Regime Staff Member

    Kids' names since Ive been a teacher

    Pronunciations first:



  6. Buck Nasty

    Buck Nasty You'll have nothing and like it

    Harold "Harry" Felcher - Michelin Inc. IT dept

    A. Peter Held - President Cooper Tools
    in mailings it is Held A Peter

    Both Clients of mine. needless to say its hard to call and ask for them without laughing.

    For any of you Vegas Vacation fans I also have a client named: Nick Papagiorgio
  7. scooter1369

    scooter1369 HTTR Forever.

    The company I used to work for had a client named Associated Baggage Inc.

    We sent them an invoice that had their abbreviated name as their customer ID: ASSBAG
  8. Buck Nasty

    Buck Nasty You'll have nothing and like it

    Isn't that the same way Mili addresses the stuff he sends Tibor?:) <!-- / message --><!-- sig -->
  9. NJ-Buckeye

    NJ-Buckeye They Hate Us cuz They Ain't Us.. Banners are good Staff Member

    when I was a freshman in HS, the homecoming queen was Patty Fuchs...

    now my 7th grader has a classmate named Brittany Fucks !!!

    both obviously pronounced with a long U sound... but tough to keep a straight face... dying to ask Brittany's Dad.. why haven't you changed your name...??
  10. BrutuStrength

    BrutuStrength It's time to bring it!

    Our WAN Engineer used to be located behind my office. One of the people that he'd repeatedly have to call and ask to speak with is: Anita Hussie. Apparently her folks thought it was funny at the time she was born.
  11. BuckeyeNation27

    BuckeyeNation27 Goal Goal USA! Staff Member

    Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo
  12. DEBuckeye

    DEBuckeye It ain't easy, bein' cheesy.

    A few from the company e-mail directory:

    Richard (Dick) Burns
    Harry Johnson
    Peter Hurt
    Chew Wong
    Dick Wang
  13. ScarletInMyVeins

    ScarletInMyVeins Tanned Fat Looks Better

    I've come across a customer in our database a couple of times named (and this is exactly how it reads) Ms Mary Large Beaver... everytime I have to pull up that account I nearly piss myself.
  14. wadc45

    wadc45 Bourbon, Bow Ties and Baseball Hats Staff Member BP Recruiting Team

    My all time favorites...from St. Raymond's High School in the Bronx, I give you Majestic and Scientific Mapp...and I believe their sister's name is Ramecla.
  15. Savante

    Savante The Ruler's Back

    Why do you always steal my jokes? That's like, the tenth time, and I rarely, if ever, have something clever to say. :(

    My friend's dad went to school with a girl with a name pronounced "Fa-mall-ay". Her parents said it was on her birth certificate.. which it was, it said female. :smash:

    I kid you not.

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