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What is the worst name you've ever heard?

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Trick shot artist
Former FF The Deuce Champ
This guy's name made me think of this:
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Before I post this, I'm sorry if anyone here is this person, lol.

I worked at Golden Bear Golf Center while I was at OSU, and I will never forget when I took a check from a guy named "Harry Bumpass". I was certain the check was fake and I started laughing. All sense of tact and common sense left me at that moment and I said to the guy "you gotta be joking, that's funny". He asked me what was so funny. I just said while still laughing that I HAD to see his ID. Certainly enough, this man's legal name was Harry Bumpass, I carefully examined his ID just to make sure. I felt sorry for this man to have such cruel parents and of course I was extremely embarrassed for laughing at this man's expense to his face while working. Still, lmao @ Harry Bumpass.

 
I worked for a credit company and saw all kinds of crazy names.. some of my favs (all these people actually were approved by me at on point or another):

Suka Tit
Harry Ball (Harold actually, but you know it was Harry)
Sue Parkin-Cox
Richard Licking (I hope he went by Rich or something, not Dick)

Used to laugh for hours at the names / things on credit reports.
 
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Harold "Harry" Felcher - Michelin Inc. IT dept

A. Peter Held - President Cooper Tools
in mailings it is Held A Peter

Both Clients of mine. needless to say its hard to call and ask for them without laughing.

For any of you Vegas Vacation fans I also have a client named: Nick Papagiorgio
 
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when I was a freshman in HS, the homecoming queen was Patty Fuchs...

now my 7th grader has a classmate named Brittany Fucks !!!

both obviously pronounced with a long U sound... but tough to keep a straight face... dying to ask Brittany's Dad.. why haven't you changed your name...??
 
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My all time favorites...from St. Raymond's High School in the Bronx, I give you Majestic and Scientific Mapp...and I believe their sister's name is Ramecla.
 
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BuckeyeNation27 said:
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Why do you always steal my jokes? That's like, the tenth time, and I rarely, if ever, have something clever to say. :(

My friend's dad went to school with a girl with a name pronounced "Fa-mall-ay". Her parents said it was on her birth certificate.. which it was, it said female. :smash:

I kid you not.
 
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