What is the worst name you've ever heard?

[DA-Bucks]

This guy's name made me think of this:
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Before I post this, I'm sorry if anyone here is this person, lol.

I worked at Golden Bear Golf Center while I was at OSU, and I will never forget when I took a check from a guy named "Harry Bumpass". I was certain the check was fake and I started laughing. All sense of tact and common sense left me at that moment and I said to the guy "you gotta be joking, that's funny". He asked me what was so funny. I just said while still laughing that I HAD to see his ID. Certainly enough, this man's legal name was Harry Bumpass, I carefully examined his ID just to make sure. I felt sorry for this man to have such cruel parents and of course I was extremely embarrassed for laughing at this man's expense to his face while working. Still, lmao @ Harry Bumpass.

 

[DCBuckFan]

I worked for a credit company and saw all kinds of crazy names.. some of my favs (all these people actually were approved by me at on point or another):

Suka Tit
Harry Ball (Harold actually, but you know it was Harry)
Sue Parkin-Cox
Richard Licking (I hope he went by Rich or something, not Dick)

Used to laugh for hours at the names / things on credit reports.

 

[Buck Nasty]

Dick Trickle

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

http://www.buckeyeplanet.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=564&stc=1...

 

[osugrad21]

Kids' names since Ive been a teacher

Pronunciations first:

O-ron-zhello
La-mon-zhello
Sha-theed

Spellings:

Orangejello
Lemonjello
Shithead

 

[Buck Nasty]

Harold "Harry" Felcher - Michelin Inc. IT dept

A. Peter Held - President Cooper Tools
in mailings it is Held A Peter

Both Clients of mine. needless to say its hard to call and ask for them without laughing.

For any of you Vegas Vacation fans I also have a client named: Nick Papagiorgio

 

[scooter1369]

The company I used to work for had a client named Associated Baggage Inc.

We sent them an invoice that had their abbreviated name as their customer ID: ASSBAG

 

[Buck Nasty]

We sent them an invoice that had their abbreviated name as their customer ID: ASSBAG

Isn't that the same way Mili addresses the stuff he sends Tibor?:) <!-- / message --><!-- sig -->

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

when I was a freshman in HS, the homecoming queen was Patty Fuchs...

now my 7th grader has a classmate named Brittany Fucks !!!

both obviously pronounced with a long U sound... but tough to keep a straight face... dying to ask Brittany's Dad.. why haven't you changed your name...??

 

[BrutuStrength]

Our WAN Engineer used to be located behind my office. One of the people that he'd repeatedly have to call and ask to speak with is: Anita Hussie. Apparently her folks thought it was funny at the time she was born.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo

 

[DEBuckeye]

A few from the company e-mail directory:

Richard (Dick) Burns
Harry Johnson
Peter Hurt
Chew Wong
Dick Wang

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

I've come across a customer in our database a couple of times named (and this is exactly how it reads) Ms Mary Large Beaver... everytime I have to pull up that account I nearly piss myself.

 

[wadc45]

My all time favorites...from St. Raymond's High School in the Bronx, I give you Majestic and Scientific Mapp...and I believe their sister's name is Ramecla.

 

[Savante]

Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo

Why do you always steal my jokes? That's like, the tenth time, and I rarely, if ever, have something clever to say. :(

My friend's dad went to school with a girl with a name pronounced "Fa-mall-ay". Her parents said it was on her birth certificate.. which it was, it said female.

I kid you not.