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What is it about fatties?

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What is it about fatties that cause the world around them to grind to a halt just to accomidate them?
This one time at Disneyland, a friend of mine, sitting on the boat in the Small World ride, had to wait five minutes while they got a huuuuuuuuuge woman on the boat, and spread the wait around the outside of her to keep the thing from plunging in. It wasn't an enjoyable experience, that water looked cold and he didn't want to get wet and that sumbitch was bobbing up and down like a hooker and giant wang.

It wasn't built for fatties, otherwise they'd be sending cruiseliners round instead of small row boats. Stick to the food court and churros.
 
I worked at Cedar Point ond summer. The guys who worked at the Demon Drop hated overweight people because a heavy load meant the brakes would be overloaded and the ride would come to a complete stop until they could reset the system.
 
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BuckBackHome;724047; said:
I worked at Cedar Point ond summer. The guys who worked at the Demon Drop hated overweight people because a heavy load meant the brakes would be overloaded and the ride would come to a complete stop until they could reset the system.
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These type of rides frequently have height, age, medical condition, and/or pregnancy limitations, etc. Why can't they have weight restrictions?
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I sat next to a woman on a plane that required the dreaded "seat-belt extender". She had the window seat so all her excess leaned over onto my seat. On top of that, she had that hacking, Emphysema-type cough the whole trip.

Needless to say, I practically bathed with my bottle of Cal-Stat during the trip.

Lose some weight and take the train next time.
 
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It is odd how shameless some people can be just so they can what...ride a ride? I would be tucked in a quiet cage somewhere in the basement/dungeon if I ever let myself spin that far out of control. Then again, sometimes it's medical...but only about 1.5% of the time.

Regardless, I just don't get it. That's pretty much it.
 
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BuckBackHome;724047; said:
I worked at Cedar Point ond summer. The guys who worked at the Demon Drop hated overweight people because a heavy load meant the brakes would be overloaded and the ride would come to a complete stop until they could reset the system.
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Those fuckstains shortened the seatbelts on the Millennium Force so much that if you have a waist bigger than 42 inches don't even bother trying to ride it. Yes I'm overweight, but not so much so that I should have to worry about the seatbelt on a roller coaster fitting.
 
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exhawg;724161; said:
Those fuckstains shortened the seatbelts on the Millennium Force so much that if you have a waist bigger than 42 inches don't even bother trying to ride it. Yes I'm overweight, but not so much so that I should have to worry about the seatbelt on a roller coaster fitting.
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I didn't realize that the Constitution gives you the right to ride whatever roller coaster you want. Too bad. Exercise.
 
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