What if the French...

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

I'd be able to talk to AKAK intelligently about wine.

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

We would all now be speaking German....

German and French influence? Sprechen sie douche?

 

[The Man]

The French wouldn't have won the French v. Indian war if they were fighting the Cleveland Indians, and the "tribe" were armed only with their baseball bats.

 

[utgrad73]

Les Buckeyes would still kick les skunkbears derriere.

 

[Muck]

We'd be wearing berets and have fruity mustaches.

Now, now be nice to the Army!

 

[Zurp]

What would the world be like if the French had won the French & Indian War?

That would have been a tough thing to do. The French and Indians were too busy fighting each other, and decimated each other before they realized that they were supposed to be on the same side. I think that before the war they should have agreed that one side would be "shirts" and the other side would be "skins."

I would guess that if France had won, it would no longer be thought of as an insult to compare Bush to Hitler. In fact, we might have award shows in honor of Hitler. "And the Hitler Award for the Best New Recording Artist goes to..."

I don't think I'd watch that show, either.

 

[Saw31]

What? They did win you English pigdogs!! Go and boil your bottoms you sons of a silly person!!

 

[Zurp]

What? They did win you English pigdogs!! Go and boil your bottoms you sons of a silly person!!

Do the french even have a word for "victory?"

 

[Bob Saccamano]

 

[Buckeyedynasty]

We'd be a bunch of cheese eatin' surrender monkey's!-Grounds keeper Willy

 

[martinss01]

Do the french even have a word for "victory?"

"sieg"

 

[AgentCarmenVA]

Wouldn't we all just conceed defeat and not bother TRYING to answer this?