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Today I called Chris Perry and told him he's irrelevant. After that, I was walking down the street when I saw Anthony Carter, I said "Hey Carter, CATCH!" and tossed him a live grenade. A little later, I took a dump and .. this is kinda gross, but was for a good cause.. cut it up in to little squares resembling chocolates. I put on my candygram delivery outfit and delivered the shit squares to Marcus Ray.
 
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Buckeyeskickbuttocks;661661; said:
Today I called Chris Perry and told him he's irrelevant. After that, I was walking down the street when I saw Anthony Carter, I said "Hey Carter, CATCH!" and tossed him a live grenade. A little later, I took a dump and .. this is kinda gross, but was for a good cause.. cut it up in to little squares resembling chocolates. I put on my candygram delivery outfit and delivered the shit squares to Marcus Ray.
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What a coincidence, I saw Perry and Ray today to. I just laughed at Perry and reminded him he only has 47 more yards rushing this year than I do. My message to Ray was the same as always; "double cheeseburger, no onions."
 
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I took a 20 minute chunk out of my Spanish 2 classes to educate my South Carolina students on the importance of the rivalry and why tOSU is destined to win it all this year. Needless to say, most of them spaced out the entire time, especially the girls. I have my flag flying high and my tOSU vs. scUM stat of the day on the board every morning though!
 
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iambrutus;662002; said:
double flush again today

also there is one scum fan in the office, everyday that he has come into the office something hasn't worked with his computer... :susp: -today i put a small piece of tape on the bottom of his optical mouse
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I think you mean "someone" put a small piece of tape on the bottom of his optical mouse.
 
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Check this out.

This morning on my way to the corner store for a cup of BP Wild Bean coffee, and a delicoius oatmeal cream pie I happened to see a Michigan sticker on a truck. Keep in mind, I ride my bike down to BP (It's a Huffy, for those who are wondering). Anyhow, I motioned for the passenger to roll down his window. After he got the window down........I yelled "Michigan sucks........Chumps.!!!!!" I then hopped back on my bike, popped a wheelie, and rode off to BP for some Wild Bean coffee, chuckling to my self. Thats how we roll round these parts yo.

I'm sure some here are left wondering how I get my coffee back home without crashing my bike. It's kind of like the picture below, but only I am riding a Huffy dirt bike, and I don't wear a helmet. Actually, that picture below is a nice painting that was done by a freelance artist up on Michigan's campus. I guess that inspiration came easy.........

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I have a few things I'm doing:

1. I broke out the blue and urine washclothes this week so when I'm taking a shower I have something appropriate to clean my ass with.

2. I have obtained a MESHITIGAN car flag which right now is soaking in lighter fluid for a special bar entrance. (as a joke someone thought it would be funny to stick this flag on my car window, so I am taking care of the best that I know and that is to destroy it.) (I can't believed someone wasted money on that peice of shite)

3. I have been wearing my WHOOP MESHITIGAN t-shirt along with a few other anit-scUM shirts under my work shirts all week.
 
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