After last year I decided to make messing with my scUMer neighbors ( and 51 week a year friends) a yearly ritual. Before, I mostly kept to putting Buckeye paraphernalia through their mail slot, which is fine, but I also wanted to build it up to a slightly higher level this year.
So?
Sat night: Slipped an 8 x 10 glossy of Jim Tressel talking to Troy Smith through their mail slot just to start things off light.
Sun night: Peppered their front door with a few dozen Buckeye helmet stickers
Mon night: Dumped about 3 pounds of buckeyes through their mail slot (classic, had to do it)
Tues Evening: Snuck into their backyard and dressed Peanut, their terrier, in an Ohio State Dog Jersey (they actually sell those!)
Wed Night: I blew up some pictures of Buckeye players' faces to life size (Jenkins, Pryor, Laurinitis, Beanie, Boone, Coleman, Freeman, and Hartline), cut them out, and just finished taping them, facing inward of course, to their first floor windows.
Thurs Night: I'll be leaving them a large package on the front porch covered in Ohio State wrapping paper. Inside they will find six bottles each of: Wasatch White Label, Backroad Millennium Lager, Goose Island Honker's Ale, 90 Shilling Scottish Ale, Yuengling Original Black & Tan, Schmohz Amber Tease, along with a note that says, "If you can't beat them, drink their beer." Every team that beat Michigan this year will have their state represented in beer form. (I haven't decided if I'm going to put the Buckeye Beer in the box yet, I'll probably take that over after The Game instead.)
Fri night/ Sat Morning: I've got an 8 foot tall inflatable lawn Brutus that I half expect them to pummel when they wake up and find him in their yard on Saturday morning.