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What have YOU done today to beat ttun (merged)

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so i read an investment newsletter every day and i am reading today's version and came across this nugget. (the author is from ohio)

"our friend Dr Mark Perry, of the oft beaten on the football field University of *ich!g@n"


i think everytime anyone in the media refers to scUM from here on out it should always be preceded by "the oft beaten on the football field"
 
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After last year I decided to make messing with my scUMer neighbors ( and 51 week a year friends) a yearly ritual. Before, I mostly kept to putting Buckeye paraphernalia through their mail slot, which is fine, but I also wanted to build it up to a slightly higher level this year.
So?

Sat night: Slipped an 8 x 10 glossy of Jim Tressel talking to Troy Smith through their mail slot just to start things off light.

Sun night: Peppered their front door with a few dozen Buckeye helmet stickers

Mon night: Dumped about 3 pounds of buckeyes through their mail slot (classic, had to do it)

Tues Evening: Snuck into their backyard and dressed Peanut, their terrier, in an Ohio State Dog Jersey (they actually sell those!)

Wed Night: I blew up some pictures of Buckeye players' faces to life size (Jenkins, Pryor, Laurinitis, Beanie, Boone, Coleman, Freeman, and Hartline), cut them out, and just finished taping them, facing inward of course, to their first floor windows.

Thurs Night: I'll be leaving them a large package on the front porch covered in Ohio State wrapping paper. Inside they will find six bottles each of: Wasatch White Label, Backroad Millennium Lager, Goose Island Honker's Ale, 90 Shilling Scottish Ale, Yuengling Original Black & Tan, Schmohz Amber Tease, along with a note that says, "If you can't beat them, drink their beer." Every team that beat Michigan this year will have their state represented in beer form. (I haven't decided if I'm going to put the Buckeye Beer in the box yet, I'll probably take that over after The Game instead.)

Fri night/ Sat Morning: I've got an 8 foot tall inflatable lawn Brutus that I half expect them to pummel when they wake up and find him in their yard on Saturday morning.
 
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Ginn4Heisman20;1332118; said:
After last year I decided to make messing with my scUMer neighbors ( and 51 week a year friends) a yearly ritual. Before, I mostly kept to putting Buckeye paraphernalia through their mail slot, which is fine, but I also wanted to build it up to a slightly higher level this year.
So?

Sat night: Slipped an 8 x 10 glossy of Jim Tressel talking to Troy Smith through their mail slot just to start things off light.

Sun night: Peppered their front door with a few dozen Buckeye helmet stickers

Mon night: Dumped about 3 pounds of buckeyes through their mail slot (classic, had to do it)

Tues Evening: Snuck into their backyard and dressed Peanut, their terrier, in an Ohio State Dog Jersey (they actually sell those!)

Wed Night: I blew up some pictures of Buckeye players' faces to life size (Jenkins, Pryor, Laurinitis, Beanie, Boone, Coleman, Freeman, and Hartline), cut them out, and just finished taping them, facing inward of course, to their first floor windows.

Thurs Night: I'll be leaving them a large package on the front porch covered in Ohio State wrapping paper. Inside they will find six bottles each of: Wasatch White Label, Backroad Millennium Lager, Goose Island Honker's Ale, 90 Shilling Scottish Ale, Yuengling Original Black & Tan, Schmohz Amber Tease, along with a note that says, "If you can't beat them, drink their beer." Every team that beat Michigan this year will have their state represented in beer form. (I haven't decided if I'm going to put the Buckeye Beer in the box yet, I'll probably take that over after The Game instead.)

Fri night/ Sat Morning: I've got an 8 foot tall inflatable lawn Brutus that I half expect them to pummel when they wake up and find him in their yard on Saturday morning.
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domestic terrorism as it should be
 
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Scum's sucking has become so bad that it is putting the auto industry out of business. The government must want us to win since they aren't going to bail them out. :p
Even over where I'm at the whooshing sound is getting to be unbearable.
 
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was behind some minivan with michigan (and scUM plates) that said "GO BL"... i went around the bastard, flicked em off, and got in front... i think the car spun off the road and exploded, but they were too far behind me to notice (seems a lot like this season, or did the car implode)
 
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Lady friend served mac n cheese tonight and gave me a propel water in a blue plastic jug.... I cold cocked her and knocked her out... In sympathy I threw her a blanket as I threw her outside.... She will learn... She is from the Valley, unfortunately from WV.




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MSURacerDT55;1331692; said:
I also contribute by boning my scUM alum wife everynight...lol
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mercer_buckeye;1332628; said:
You really should start beating her. Nothing says school pride like domestic violence.
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I guess when I read racer's post, and reading that a scUM alum was involved, I simply assumed that donkey punching was involved.
 
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Hmmm.. Has nothing to do with the fact you are black.... It has to do with the question, do you have a beard?

If Yes, they knew their fate before uttering a word and drove in terror
If No, they either realize the potential if you had a beard or B, thought wow this clown doesn't even have a beard not worth my time.
 
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Following my two traditions today that have directly lead to our wins the last 4 years (at least I have no evidence to the contrary).

1) Using my birthday wish for a victory! That's right, I saved it from last Saturday. Luckily we didn't need it for the Illinois game.

2) Sporting my Tressel vest and OSU tie.
 
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