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What have YOU done today to beat ttun (merged)

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Boss was whistling the Victors fight song, I immediately started singing Hang on Sloopy.

I heard that U of M can't access the internet, they can't get three W's in a row.

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The GAME will be starting later than expected on Saturday because Michigan is really having trouble getting past Toledo. (How many variations of this have we heard?)

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ANTHRAX SCARE AT MICHIGAN

Michigan football practice was delayed nearly two hours late this
morning
after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on
the
practice field. Head coach Rich Rodriguez immediately suspended
practice
while police and federal agents were called to investigate. After a
complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white
substance, unknown to the players, was the goal line. Practice was
resumed
this afternoon after special agents decided the team was unlikely to
encounter the substance again.

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Good to know the right people are protecting us



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xcrunner said:
Let's see... For *ichigan week I plan on writing the letter (the one to the right of N) as little as absolutely possible. Last year I did it pretty successfully, until I had to turn papers in... Teachers down south don't quite understand writing incoprehensible essays for football :p .

In english, our teacher talked about how she never cursed because they showed a lack of vocabulary. She prefers to substitute other words instead. Rich Rodriguez is now a great choice for... well, every cuss word. She got confused when I yelled "RICHRODRIGUEZ during class (it was funny, my girlfriend and I both laughed a lot. She hates them too.)

And so far, I've already seen one fucknut wearing a shirt for that god forskaken school/state/area of the world. It was only walking in between classes so all I could get off was a "fuck your coach, school, and state", and to be honest I don't even know if he heard me, but it felt good.
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:confused: To the right of N?? Why are you avoiding the letter O? :lol:

Beat Oichigan!!! The O stands for pwned!
 
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JXC;1330402; said:
:confused: To the right of N?? Why are you avoiding the letter O? :lol:

Beat Oichigan!!! The O stands for pwned!
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There is a SCUM fan in one of my classes today and he told me goblue. I said you honestly don't think they are going to win do you and he replied NO. Glad to see they are already conceding defeat! For some reason he has been awful quite with the haterade this year. He only brought it out once(USC). He is the same guy who told me last year Pryor was overrated. We all know how well that prediction worked out!
 
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leroyjenkins;1330403; said:
At work I kicked some guy in the chest and he shit him self!!

Go Bucks!
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:slappy: :slappy: :slappy:

I don't care who you are, that shit is just funny!!

Oh, and I have started my scUM week with the annual trash talking emails and texts to my unfortunate friends who root for West Vir.......uh.....michigan!! :oh:
 
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I was getting on the interstate at a light that has two lanes where turning, but goes down to one lane to get on the freeway. I'm in the inside left lane and a car to my right a few lengths ahead has a M sticker on the back of his car. I speed up through the light, and ride the ass of the car in frot of me so this old fucker doesn't get ahead of me. After he has to merge into my lane behind me, het gets a good look at the
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sticker I have on the back of my car. Then he watches me speed off. I hope his wife caught a good look too.

Fuck M*ch*g*n.
Go Bucks.
 
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I canceled a $35,000 order today because my supplier is a scUM fan. And because the project was canceled. But I told that son of a bitch that if he was willing to whore himself out to scUM fandom, then I didn't want to have anything to do with him.

Also, my wife of 5 weeks told a scUM fan at Kirklands to "Piss off asshole" when he started trying to talk smack. She then proceeded to verbally abuse the bastard until he left the store in shame. Fucker.
 
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