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What have YOU done today to beat ttun (merged)

I took a massive, putrid dump (had lamb with mint jelly and garlic late last night) this morning at work while humming Hail to the Victors as people walked in and, decidedly more hurriedly, out. I have a flight to Philadelphia this afternoon and I think I'll repeat it on the plane.

Does anyone have the link to the bear masturbating to Hail to the Victors from last year?
 
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There is a post on GBW that specifically asked for Bucks fans not to post there. It's the GGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOO BBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLUR.
It's similar to our OH-IO.

I may post there.
 
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I'm ready to flyover the Big Outhouse, to drop my payload.

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Ohio State shirts at work all week, I've got a big sign on my office door with one of these- :scum3:, changed the computer wallpaper, and I've got the flag flying on my car. Since I live in Delaware, the car flag gets some strange looks...

I'm even making sure that my son wears at least red & gray all week, and we'll hit both of his Buckeye shirts.
 
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Here's how I gauge "true" scUM fans, ask them to name 5 players beside Chad Henne and Mike Hart.

I have all of these snot-nosed middle schoolers I teach who say they are scUM fans and then I ask them to name 3 players and they can't do it.

I then proceed to punch them in the throat and tell them to shut their holes!!

Thump,
I do the same thing.
I find that most can't name 2. No shit. It's so bad I have all my kids doing it. My kids are in 3,4,5,9 and 12th grades.
It kills me when I here my young ones ask and then tell them they are no fan.
They laugh at them for trying to be cool following something that they don't even know anything about.
My 8 year old will also let them know when AJ Hawks birthday is as it is on the same day as her's. She is so proud.
It doesn't matter what the conversation is about whenever they hear the word M*ch*g*n they will sat 'M' stinks.
I'm so proud.
I got pm'd on another board and the person was telling me that he was called to the principals office with his son because in class his son would'nt write the word M*ch*g*n. He would only write Meatchicken.
Great story.
 
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