I have a friend who is a scUM fan. He and his family left this morning for Punta Cana. Due to NE Ohio receiving circa 8 inches of snow yesterday, he was a little concerned about making his 6:00 am flight this morning, so he and his family left yesterday evening to stay at a motel close to Hopkins Airport.
He called me yesterday evening from the motel. I found out the motel, room number and when he was having a wakeup call placed. I gave hime 3 wakeup calls this morning (yes I got up at 4:30 am to do this). The first was my blaring the DeadSchembechler's "I Wipe My Ass With Wolverine Fur", the second was my blaring "We Don't Give a Damn...", and the third was me simply stating "It's Friday November 18th, 2005, and Michigan still sucks. Go Bucks!!".
After the third one, I unplugged the phone so he couldn't call back. (I assumed that he figured out it was me, but being a scUM fan, who knows).
Per the rules of my house, I am wearing the OSU tie that I have worn every Friday since the PSU game, my boys are wearing their favorite OSU attire (much to choose from), my parents are visiting and I insisted that they were their OSU stuff (not much insisting needed), and when I get home circa 1:15 pm I will verify that my lovely wife did indeed wear her OSU undies.