What do you buy the man who has everything....

[Brutus1]

A donation, in their name, to the Human Fund.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

I am going to be soooo mad if any of you try to take my teapot!:tongue2:

 

[CausticMick]

Buy him a gerbil.

 

[Buckeye69]

Buy him a gerbil.

Gerbils are running around (literally) $29.99. That leaves plenty for the pvc piping. In fact, you could even afford to get copper piping instead.

 

[iambrutus]

Gerbils are running around (literally) $29.99. That leaves plenty for the pvc piping. In fact, you could even afford to get copper piping instead.

wow, i really hope you have kids or work at a pet store, b/c there is no other excuse for knowing that

 

[Buckin' A]

A donation, in their name, to the Human Fund.

Costanza....

How about a gift certificate to Lowes or Home Depot.

 

[jcfiesta]

I'll take the tea pot. next.

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

a penicillin shot? and a box of condoms...

 

[brutusbabe]

Its for my Dad.

 

[PrincessPeach]

Its for my Dad.

That sure makes this thread look sick....

I'm having a really tough time figuring out what to get my dad this year, too. Let me know if you come up with anything good.

 

[AKAK]

Well, hawg was right.

 

[scarletandgrey]

a penicillin shot? and a box of condoms...

damn Insta-aids

 

[BUCKYLE]

get him one of those OSU basketball ticket packages. I think you get three games for 39 bucks. If he likes basketball...

 

[brutusbabe]

GA, thats a great idea if he didn't already have season tickets. Thinking og going with the cigars and golf balls, and a case of Great Lakes Christmas Ale. THough I don't know what balls he uses or what cigars he smokes. THis could be a challenge to find out.

 

[tyrus]

Its for my Dad.

viagra.....