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What brilliant movie idea do you have?

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exhawg

Mirror Guy
Staff member
I put a former Cryami player in my book. He got in trouble, got kicked out of school, and started jacking cars.
I know, I know players at the U don't get kicked out for getting in trouble. It is fiction. :p
 
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Deety

Head Coach
Small theatre stuff for kids rather than movies, but I've written scripts and had them performed about skeletons masquerading as 7-foot-tall seagulls, pirate ship antics complete with swordfights, animals flying around the stage, pumpkins, the sea, snakes, detectives, super heroes... fun stuff. I love it. My biggest problem is fighting a tendency to write in all puns.
 
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IronBuckI

Calmer than you are.
Deety said:
Small theatre stuff for kids rather than movies, but I've written scripts and had them performed about skeletons masquerading as 7-foot-tall seagulls, pirate ship antics complete with swordfights, animals flying around the stage, pumpkins, the sea, snakes, detectives, super heroes... fun stuff. I love it. My biggest problem is fighting a tendency to write in all puns.
Further proof that Deety is the coolest woman that I've never met. It's a good thing you live far away, and I just don't have the work ethic needed to be a stalker. Otherwise, well, you know. :sneaky:
 
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Deety

Head Coach
IronBuckI said:
Further proof that Deety is the coolest woman that I've never met. It's a good thing you live far away, and I just don't have the work ethic needed to be a stalker. Otherwise, well, you know. :sneaky:
Trust me, you'd rather save your enthusiasm for the hotties. :lol: Besides, though it's been a while, bad things happen to my stalkers... one ended up with a gang of guys breaking his arm and chasing him out of state two days after my father had a little talk with him over the phone... not saying it's related, but Dad did always tell me that he'd had his Pentagon buddies bug our phone once I started getting calls from guys... Another ended up surrounded by fifteen of the guys in my dorm, who patiently explained that it was not cool to rearrange the furniture in the lounge in order to sit and stare at my door all day. Hey, maybe that's my movie script! :roll2:
 
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Thump

Hating the environment since 1994
  • Buck Nasty said:
    I am trying to think, for Tibs, the only Hadji actor I know of is that deuchbag Fisher Stevens from the Robot movie Short Circuit. He may have to be portrayed by a cartoon of Apu kind of Roger Rabbit style, or we may have to put Vijay Singh into acting lessons. :)
    I believe Tibs is of Pakistani descent, not Indian so maybe that guy from Office Space could play Tibs. Michael Bolton's co-worker.
     
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    OilerBuck

    Sweet Crude
    I once wrote a script about Dennis, a club-footed marmoset. Dennis' lifelong dream was to play trumpet in a marching band, but he couldn't march because of his foot. One day, after emberassing himself in a tryout, Dennis ran/limped out of the gym hitting a cross-eyed llama named Isabella with the door. Isabella was a new girl with a positive outlook on life and she taught Dennis to staple a rope to his clubbed foot and lift it with the trumpet and in the process she taught him to believe in himself. Before Dennis' first half-time performance, Isabella jay walked and was hit by a bus full of people on their way to a Jaleel White fan convention, when she couldn't decide which of the busses to get out of the way of. Dennis was going to quit the band until he saw a vision of Isabella in the stadium grass and decided she would want him to play. He dedicated his performance to her, and later scored with the homecoming queen.
     
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    exhawg

    Mirror Guy
    Staff member
    OilerBuck said:
    I once wrote a script about Dennis, a club-footed marmoset. Dennis' lifelong dream was to play trumpet in a marching band, but he couldn't march because of his foot. One day, after emberassing himself in a tryout, Dennis ran/limped out of the gym hitting a cross-eyed llama named Isabella with the door. Isabella was a new girl with a positive outlook on life and she taught Dennis to staple a rope to his clubbed foot and lift it with the trumpet and in the process she taught him to believe in himself. Before Dennis' first half-time performance, Isabella jay walked and was hit by a bus full of people on their way to a Jaleel White fan convention, when she couldn't decide which of the busses to get out of the way of. Dennis was going to quit the band until he saw a vision of Isabella in the stadium grass and decided she would want him to play. He dedicated his performance to her, and later scored with the homecoming queen.
    Wow that was touching. I can't stop crying. Was the homecoming queen named Pookie by any chance? :p
     
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    BuckeyeNation27

    Goal Goal USA!
    Staff member
    Former FF The Deuce Champ
    OilerBuck said:
    I once wrote a script about Dennis, a club-footed marmoset. Dennis' lifelong dream was to play trumpet in a marching band, but he couldn't march because of his foot. One day, after emberassing himself in a tryout, Dennis ran/limped out of the gym hitting a cross-eyed llama named Isabella with the door. Isabella was a new girl with a positive outlook on life and she taught Dennis to staple a rope to his clubbed foot and lift it with the trumpet and in the process she taught him to believe in himself. Before Dennis' first half-time performance, Isabella jay walked and was hit by a bus full of people on their way to a Jaleel White fan convention, when she couldn't decide which of the busses to get out of the way of. Dennis was going to quit the band until he saw a vision of Isabella in the stadium grass and decided she would want him to play. He dedicated his performance to her, and later scored with the homecoming queen.
    i know this isnt published yet....but can i send you $25 for letting me read this snippet anyways?
     
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