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What Are You Doing to Save The Planet?

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Today I drove my Hemi-powered Durango to work (30+ mile commute).

At this point in time, I'm not worried about saving the planet, since I believe much of what agenda driven scientists want to attribute to global warming, has more to do with cyclical changes than anything else (my apologies to Algore).

Just to be safe though, I'm working closely with DE to help reduce bovine flatulance emissions. I had a burger for lunch and will likely consume several more beef products over this coming weekend.
 
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scooter1369 said:
...I'll be firing off fireworks all weekend in a shock and awe campaign in attempt to assassinate as many as possible.
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Great idea! That way you'll also be using up explosive parts that could otherwise be used in large bombs that could explode and create huge craters in the ground, which are really like gaping wounds in Mother Earth. That, my friend, goes directly to saving the planet. Kudos to you.
 
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As George Carlin has said, Mother Earth was here for billions and billions of years before we arrived, and it will still be here long after we're gone. It's survived through global floods, global fires, meteor impacts, and several ice ages. A bunch of plastic bags, styrofoam containers, and SUVs don't mean squat.

Forget saving the Earth ... save the humans!
 
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RIP, George...and amen! :bow: :slappy:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3q3upFx4FcA]YouTube - George Carlin - Earth is NOT endangered - WE ARE[/ame]
 
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I am reducing the population through the occasional murderous killing spree, thereby reducing the load on the earth's resources. I eat babies when I can find them alone and unprotected. And I assist in the reduction of cow flatulence, as mentioned before, by partaking in the campaign to eat as much beef as possible. I extend my efforts to baby cows and sheep as often as possible so they don't grow up to be adults with adult sized farts.
 
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