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BUCKYLE said:
Yeah but...well...I wasn't expecting it. I was drunk in a Northern Kentucky strip club that I think was previously a gas station and suddenly I'm wondering if a stripper is taking vitamins and if anyone is qualified to deliver because she was due any sec.
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Those "Northern Kentucky strip club that I think was previously a gas station" are always a little sketchy. I once spent three months (pre-BP) in a trucker motel in Northern Kentucky working nights in downtown Cincitucky. I'm sterile though. So I couldn't impregnate pregnant strippers...
 
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I was there to party with my brother. He wants to go to a strip club. We get a cab in Cinci. We pass a couple of respectable places with...ya know. ..lights and shit, and my brother wants to heed the advice of the toothless cabbie and go to "Randy's".

Within 10 min, 1 chick was talking about her kids with my brother while another stripper was trying to shake me down for singles because she thought I was checking her out. I was actually trying to figure out what exactly the marks were all over her ass. Strip clubs shouldn't have black lights.
Anyway, next chick comes out backwards, great ass, I'm all in, then boom...with child like a mother. Literally. I walked out and walked back to the hotel in Cincinnati.
 
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Mr. Robot is gonna get shut down by the Federal Government. Wow, they are fucking with some powerful names in this show.

Also, re-watching Sex, Drugs and Rock and Roll because Dennis Leary is fucking awesome. And everything he does turns out to be awesome in my imo...
 
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