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What animals will you dodge while driving and which ones will you not

Do overweight middle aged men wearing spandex and riding a child's toy count as animals? If so I struggle with the dilemma of swerving, or not, on a daily basis.

I never understood this. I'd get pulled over if I only went 25-30 mph in a 55 or 60 mph zone while driving in a giant protective box of metal equipped with airbags. But this jackass gets to do the same, equipped only with a helmet, causing every car that goes by to swerve in to the other lane as it passes, and that's perfectly fine? I don't give a shit if it's legal or about any of that "share the road" bullshit. Use your fucking brain, bicycle guy, and get the fuck off of the road and go find a sidewalk near your god damn house.

So to relate this to the topic...If I'm driving and there is a cyclist in my lane and there's a car coming at me from the other direction, Mr. Bicycle guy...you're shitting your spandex.
 
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I never understood this. I'd get pulled over if I only went 25-30 mph in a 55 or 60 mph zone while driving in a giant protective box of metal equipped with airbags. But this jackass gets to do the same, equipped only with a helmet, causing every car that goes by to swerve in to the other lane as it passes, and that's perfectly fine? I don't give a [Mark May] if it's legal or about any of that "share the road" bull[Mark May]. Use your fucking brain, bicycle guy, and get the fuck off of the road and go find a sidewalk near your god damn house.

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everytime I see them hogging a road ......
 
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Do overweight middle aged men wearing spandex and riding a child's toy count as animals? If so I struggle with the dilemma of swerving, or not, on a daily basis.

We're a tribe dude! Hit one and we all come looking for ya! :wink:
(I'm sure you'll find a bunch o fat guys, at your front door wearing spandex and colorful jerseys very scary!)
Hint. You can run away easily from a road cyclist because of those damn slick bike shoes!
 
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