martinss01
blissfully stupid
i used to live on an old logging road. about a car and a half wide with young trees growing closs together on both sides dense enough so you could barely see into the woods and forming almost an arch above the road. it was about 2 am and i was taking my gf at the time home. she was being a very good gf at that particular moment . just up the road i saw a deer head mounted on a tree. which i thought was probably the most ignorant thing i had ever seen in my life. its bad enough having them hung in your house... but in a tree on the side of the road? i didn't think to much of it at the time as i was getting a little glassy-eyed. i got about 5 yrds from it, moving rather slowly, before i realized that while it was a deer's head... it was very much alive. just as my front bumper passed him he attempted to leap over my truck from about 4 yrds away. about midjump both he and i to our collective shock realized he wasn't going to make it. he lands inches from my truck then runs chest first into the front cornerpanel, his head landing on my hood. then very wiley coyote-ish, the side of his face slides (bottom lip dragging along the glass) up the windshield and over the cab. about 10 seconds later the gf pops her head up and asks, "what was that?" to which i replied "....... nothing" and pushed her head back down. only damage was a small dent on the front conerpanel.
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