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Play Game Weekly Upset Picks - 2014

Florida Atlantic and Florida International. Hmmm.

You can't really call either of these schools "Directional Florida" because, well, neither "Atlantic" nor "International" is really a direction. Well, I guess "Atlantic" could be a direction in Tampa. Or maybe in Panama City, Panama (as opposed to Panama City, Lower Alabama). But not most places I know of.

And on top of that, who the fuck knows what these teams are like? I can't expect to know how good they are. It's like trying to keep track of the Patriot League. I don't know which one Howard Schnellenbarger had some part in building, and which one is a front for CIA covert infiltration of Cuba.

I think one of Urban Meyer's daughters maybe played softball or volleyball at one of them, but I can't be sure.

Fuck it.

KENTUCKY
I'm watching this got-dam game between FIU and FAU. I see the fancy graphics and the Fox Sports transformers. I even see the little arrows next to the team who has the ball.

Nonetheless I have no fucking clue which team is which.
 
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