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Way Too Early 2020 Polls

I love how we don't even know what a team's roster is right now.. but.. yeah.. let's go ahead and rank them for 2020.

From @buckeyemania11 post on page 1. This may help you see the light.

No. 1 Clemson: Trans Barbie & the Preacher, plus ACC sucks platypus dick.
No. 2 Ohio State: SEC, but above the Mason-Dixon Line.
No. 3 LSU: Just won a natty and SEC. Disregard they just lost their QB and OC.
No. 4 Alabama: Like you need an explanation.
No. 5 Auburn: Same state as the Tide & SEC.
No. 6 Texas A&M: Do you even SEC, bro?
No. 7 Oklahoma: Lincoln Riley and Texas is back.
No. 8 Florida: Someone from SEC East has to be ranked high to help the West SoS.
No. 9 Oregon: Nike and the West Coast needs something.
No. 10 Iowa State: WTF?
No. 11 Penn State: This keeps the B1G off their ass.
No. 12 Wisconsin: See No. 10.
No. 13 Georgia: WLOCP needs some hype.
No. 14 USC: This is the year they turn it around.
No. 15 Notre Dame: Self explanatory.
No. 16 Texas: They're baaaaaack...yet again.
No. 17 TCU: LOL
No. 18 Michigan: How else do you keep DFBIA tuned in?
No. 19 UCF: Cinderella.
No. 20 Washington: Whatever.
No. 21 Utah: Probably finish in top 15.
No. 22 North Carolina: Mack mother fucking Brown.
No. 23 Virginia Tech: Is there another Vick at QB?
No. 24 Oklahoma State: Mullets are beautiful.
No. 25 Ole Miss: Just stop.

Next Five:
No. 26 Minnesota: Probably about right.
No. 27 Tennessee: Excuse me, you're SEC is showing.
No. 28 Baylor: Meh.
No. 29 Michigan State: Way too high, but who else goes here? Kentucky?
No. 30 Missouri: SEC SEC SEC
 
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From @buckeyemania11 post on page 1. This may help you see the light.

No. 1 Clemson: Trans Barbie & the Preacher, plus ACC sucks platypus dick.
No. 2 Ohio State: SEC, but above the Mason-Dixon Line.
No. 3 LSU: Just won a natty and SEC. Disregard they just lost their QB and OC.
No. 4 Alabama: Like you need an explanation.
No. 5 Auburn: Same state as the Tide & SEC.
No. 6 Texas A&M: Do you even SEC, bro?
No. 7 Oklahoma: Lincoln Riley and Texas is back.
No. 8 Florida: Someone from SEC East has to be ranked high to help the West SoS.
No. 9 Oregon: Nike and the West Coast needs something.
No. 10 Iowa State: WTF?
No. 11 Penn State: This keeps the B1G off their ass.
No. 12 Wisconsin: See No. 10.
No. 13 Georgia: WLOCP needs some hype.
No. 14 USC: This is the year they turn it around.
No. 15 Notre Dame: Self explanatory.
No. 16 Texas: They're baaaaaack...yet again.
No. 17 TCU: LOL
No. 18 Michigan: How else do you keep DFBIA tuned in?
No. 19 UCF: Cinderella.
No. 20 Washington: Whatever.
No. 21 Utah: Probably finish in top 15.
No. 22 North Carolina: Mack mother fucking Brown.
No. 23 Virginia Tech: Is there another Vick at QB?
No. 24 Oklahoma State: Mullets are beautiful.
No. 25 Ole Miss: Just stop.

Next Five:
No. 26 Minnesota: Probably about right.
No. 27 Tennessee: Excuse me, you're SEC is showing.
No. 28 Baylor: Meh.
No. 29 Michigan State: Way too high, but who else goes here? Kentucky?
No. 30 Missouri: SEC SEC SEC
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