Want 25 Million Dollars? Fix Global Warming.

[OCBucksFan]

Billionaire Offers $25M Prize to Fight 'Warming'
Washingtonpost.com

British billionaire entrepreneur Richard Branson, with former vice president Al Gore at his side, on Friday offered a $25 million prize for anyone who can come up with a way to blunt global climate change by removing at least a billion tons of carbon dioxide a year from the Earth's atmosphere.

Anyone have some place where I can stash a billion tons of carbon dioxide for a while?

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

Billionaire Offers $25M Prize to Fight 'Warming'
Washingtonpost.com

Anyone have some place where I can stash a billion tons of carbon dioxide for a while?

 

[lvbuckeye]

kill all the cows.

 

[buckeyegrad]

So all I have to do is figure out how to destroy the sun...or least above normal solar activity...and I can earn $25 million?

I'm off to work.

 

[BUCKYLE]

So all I have to do is figure out how to destroy the sun...or least above normal solar activity...and I can earn $25 million?

I'm off to work.

 

[Best Buckeye]

simple ;

 

[OCBucksFan]

So all I have to do is figure out how to destroy the sun...or least above normal solar activity...and I can earn $25 million?

I'm off to work.

I always knew that when the sun exploded, somehow a Raiders fan would be involved

 

[Saw31]

Didn't this douchebag make his billions by burning tons and tons of jet fuel? How 'bout we start by grounding all his jets...

 

[Steve19]

Didn't this douchebag make his billions by burning tons and tons of jet fuel? How 'bout we start by grounding all his jets...

The hyposcisy behind his offer was supposed to evade your attention, oh observant one!

He has been swanning around South Africa buying up everything that is not nailed down and portraying himself as this great sexy, virile man. Yep, Richard, Viagra, and his memory tapes and he's gonna show some young thing...well, it ain't gonna be pretty.

Of course, once his Parkinson's sets in, he's back in the game...

 

[L-villebuck]

Al"dumbass" Gore is starting to make Jimmy Carter look like a saint.

 

[BB73]

Al"dumbass" Gore is starting to make Jimmy Carter look like a saint.

This stuff belongs only on the political board.

 

[Buckeye Buh Nim]

Billionaire Offers $25M Prize to Fight 'Warming'
Washingtonpost.com

Anyone have some place where I can stash a billion tons of carbon dioxide for a while?

yep, in Bransons head. It is certainly big enough

 

[IronBuckI]

Two words: Take the carbon dioxide. Compress and cool it into dry ice. Shoot it into space. Preferably at Mars. See how those fuckers like it. That should pretty much do it. Except for the possibilty that doing all of this might actually create more "greenhouse gases". But hey. They just wanted me to get rid of the initial billion tons of CO2. I can't think of everything...Where's my check?