Vince Offer, the Shamwow guy

[DGADBTWSOM]

My favorite article title of the year:

The Hooker-Beating ShamWow Guy Is a Renegade Ex-Scientologist

By John Cook, 11:37 AM on Mon Mar 30 2009, 37,214 views

Vince Shlomi's claims to fame are his ability to shill oddly absorbent towels, and after last week, getting arrested after beating a prostitute to a pulp. Are you surprised he was also involved with Scientology?

 

[ulukinatme]

Scientology will save you! It will also teach you how to mess up a hooker, GTA style :)

 

[scarletandgrey]

Is he wearing a hospital gown under that coat?

 

[DGADBTWSOM]

Is he wearing a hospital gown under that coat?

I'm sure he was taken to the hospital before they arrested him.

 

[Kenny Powers]

I had a hooker bite my tongue once. Just like everyone else, just trying to get her a piece of motherfuckin' Kenny Powers. I gave it to her anyway, then I stole her fuckin' purse while she was in the bathroom and left her ass high and dry. She took that 8-ball with her but you better believe I got the better end of that fuckin' transaction.

So ShamWow guy, if you want some advice from Kenny Powers, I'm going to cock-slap you in the face with some fuckin' truth. Don't let the bitches get to you man. Get out there and get back on your game, maybe you'll be half as fuckin' famous as me one day. But don't count on it.

 

[3074326]

Some crime scene pictures for you sick fucks.

ShamWow Bust: But Wait, There's More... - April 8, 2009

 

[OCBucksFan]

Some crime scene pictures for you sick fucks.

ShamWow Bust: But Wait, There's More... - April 8, 2009

2 Shamwows and that mess is all cleaned up, it works like a sponge, even the carpet would look as good as new.

 

[3074326]

That blood would seep through. There's your mildew.

 

[NFBuck]

Some crime scene pictures for you sick fucks.

ShamWow Bust: But Wait, There's More... - April 8, 2009

Love is a beautiful thing.

 

[OCBucksFan]

That blood would seep through. There's your mildew.

No other towel is going to do this.

 

[3074326]

No other towel is going to do this.

The investigators need to get a couple Shamwows now because we can't do this all day.

 

[fourteenandoh]

any idea why he didn't get asked to be in 'pitchmen'? ha

 

[BuckeyeTillIDie]

Did they (ironically) clean up the blood with OxyClean?

 

[Jake]

2 Shamwows and that mess is all cleaned up,

But it would only take 1 Zorbeez.

 

[elliemae]

It was a beatdown on both sides! That boosted sales of Sham Wow I bet for the clean up!!!!