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Vince Offer, the Shamwow guy

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My favorite article title of the year:

The Hooker-Beating ShamWow Guy Is a Renegade Ex-Scientologist
By John Cook, 11:37 AM on Mon Mar 30 2009, 37,214 views

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Vince Shlomi's claims to fame are his ability to shill oddly absorbent towels, and after last week, getting arrested after beating a prostitute to a pulp. Are you surprised he was also involved with Scientology?
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I had a hooker bite my tongue once. Just like everyone else, just trying to get her a piece of motherfuckin' Kenny Powers. I gave it to her anyway, then I stole her fuckin' purse while she was in the bathroom and left her ass high and dry. She took that 8-ball with her but you better believe I got the better end of that fuckin' transaction.

So ShamWow guy, if you want some advice from Kenny Powers, I'm going to cock-slap you in the face with some fuckin' truth. Don't let the bitches get to you man. Get out there and get back on your game, maybe you'll be half as fuckin' famous as me one day. But don't count on it.
 
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