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Valentine Day Thoughts

LitlBuck

Kevin Warren is an ass
For those of you who need some assistance in preparing your Valentine's Day greeting to send to your sweetie, I have found some below that might help you encompass your true feelings.

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other
That is, until I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
empty
and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way.
 
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Wayne Woodrow ?Woody? Hayes (February 14, 1913 ? March 12, 1987)
 
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​Just before Valentine's Day, Woody and Rizzuto -- the morning show team at the Point (105.7 FM) took a call from a listener named Chris. He had been dating his girlfriend, Ashley, for five years and was going to propose on V-Day -- at least until he found out that she was allegedly cheating on him. Instead of dumping her on that day, however, he decided to do the deed live on the air. The suspense just grows and grows during the following twelve-minute segment -- leading to an absolutely jaw-dropping confrontation.

Listen

Glorious.
 
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