USC can forget about winning it all now

[Bob Buck]

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=apparates

Oh... sorry. I'm a big Harry Potter fan; J.K. Rowling uses the term "apparate" to describe how wizards disappear and reappear someplace else: a way of traveling from place to place.

In other words, I just want Leinhart to "disappear" from the football field every Saturday and give the opposition a chance.

Apparate definition

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

Harry Potter? I hope you're 12 :p

 

[Bob Buck]

Nope... 22. However, I am an English major, so I do believe I'm allowed to read and enjoy children's books.

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

Maybe HarryPotterBuck heard aberrate and not "apparate"...

 

[Bob Buck]

Maybe HarryPotterBuck heard aberrate and not "apparate"...

I was originally thinking that it would be great if Leinhart disappeared completely (apparates out of the football stadium to some deserted island), but you're right MililaniBuckeye; "aberrate" would be more fitting in terms of how I wish Leinhart would perform. Thanks for the help!

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray that Cal does USC beat,
And if Reggie Bush leaves a wake,
I pray Matt Leinhart aberrates!

Go Bucks!!!