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ttun Shenanigans, Arguments, and Emasculated Cucks (2019 thread)

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I'm half tempted to make a HillaryBlewMaize account over there and blame the Russians. If I was stoned I might even take it all the way back to Gerald Ford and how he encouraged Russian diddling during the cold war. How the Russians influenced the hiring of Cooper, but after not being paid what was owed, they got him fired as well.

Not trying to be political or anything. Just amazed by the outlandish shit they come up with up there.
 
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Oh hey Brian, your team is trash, your website is trash, and your stupid Nickelback hair is trash!

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OSU being an "immoral" juggernaut doesn't explain why Michigan consistently loses 2-3 out of Penn St, Wisconsin, Michigan St, and bowl game. But doesn't really fit the excuse narrative.

Michigan just isn't that great of a football program. Forget bemoaning their talent disadvantage to OSU. They should focus on consistently winning against teams where they actually have better players for a start...
 
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I'm quite surprised that our intellectual superiors from up north haven't figured out the quickest and most sure fired way to make The Game competitive again. This system works no matter the coach, regardless of the talent disparity, and requires no effort to implement. While you might think this reads like an infomercial, if coach Harbaugh had used this foolproof system, he would have reduced his 5 year "lost by" total points from 95 to an incredible 5! Imagine all the pain, suffering, ridicule and embarrassment that he could have avoided with 2 simple words ... "we forfeit". Go Bucks!
 
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3yardsandacloud said:
I'm quite surprised that our intellectual superiors from up north haven't figured out the quickest and most sure fired way to make The Game competitive again. This system works no matter the coach, regardless of the talent disparity, and requires no effort to implement. While you might think this reads like an infomercial, if coach Harbaugh had used this foolproof system, he would have reduced his 5 year "lost by" total points from 95 to an incredible 5! Imagine all the pain, suffering, ridicule and embarrassment that he could have avoided with 2 simple words ... "we forfeit". Go Bucks!
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For those wondering, college forfeits are officially a 1-0 score, so the Administrator Emeritus's math is correct. NFL forfeits are 2-0 for some strange reason.
 
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And let "Brian" at MgBlog not forget -

“College football needs Stanford. We’re looking not for student-athletes, but scholar-athletes. No other school can carry this banner. The Ivy League schools don’t have enough weight. Other schools which have good academic reputations have ways to get borderline athletes in and keep them in.”

- Jim Harbaugh

I also like -

“Suggestion to my Rocky Top colleague, rather than lunch in Florida you might spend your time and focus attending to your present team.”

Don't know if this was before, during or after a trip to France.
 
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