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ttun Shenanigans, Arguments, and Emasculated Cucks (2019 thread)

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Dryden said:
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It's officially the the start of spring at 2 minutes before the hour, and TTUN still SUCKS!!

FUCK them, until they quit the sport.

Then hoist a few for a day, and then FUCK them, until they shut down the whole athletic department.

Then hoist a few more for a day, and then FUCK them, until they shut down the entire university.

Then hoist a few for several days.
 
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BB73 said:
It's officially the the start of spring at 2 minutes before the hour, and TTUN still SUCKS!!

FUCK them, until they quit the sport.

Then hoist a few for a day, and then FUCK them, until they shut down the whole athletic department.

Then hoist a few more for a day, and then FUCK them, until they shut down the entire university.

Then hoist a few for several days.
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Tears man, tears.
 
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BB73 said:
FUCK them, until they quit the sport.
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Not really related, but sort of related.
As of the 62-39 game, M*ch*gan is now enjoying their all-time record for consecutive seasons without a conference championship. They are now up to 14 consecutive seasons without a championship. Their previous record (13) started in 1951 and ended when they won the championship in 1964.

How do I figure this is related? When I first started looking into this, I posted that Chicago won the conference championship in 1924, and then went 22 consecutive seasons without a championship, and then they quit. Someone here posted that hopefully we can keep M*ch*gan off the board until they quit the sport. Maybe just 8 more years?

By the way, Ohio State's longest stretch was from 1921, and ended when they won the championship 1935. 14 seasons. Since then, they've never gone more than 6 seasons without a championship.

Oddly enough, the worst streak any team has ever been on is 51 seasons, currently tied by Indiana and Minnesota. They tied for the championship in 1967. Purdue tied them, too. Purdue has only won one championship since 1967 (2000). Did someone put a Boston Red Sox-type curse on those three teams? 51 seasons and only 1 conference championship to go around between the three teams? Seems like voodoo or something to me.

Wait - Northwestern had a 58-season drought, ending in 1995. I'm confident that both Indiana and Minnesota will break that record, though.
 
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ORD_Buckeye said:
He spelled "soil" incorrectly.

https://amp.freep.com/amp/3295253002
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Don Brown is a Douche Canoe said:
“We’ve given up, since I’ve been here, under 2,000 passing yards a year. I know, that’s not a big deal,” he said. “The last team to do it was Miami when they had 10 first round draft picks (from 2001-2003). OK?

"It’s not the concept. What it is sometimes is, ‘My guys are better than their guys’ and I’m just gonna shove it. Well, sometimes you’ve gotta do a bit of a better job.

"Trust me, it’s being addressed. Our guys are totally into it. I’m just excited for the chance to redeem myself.”
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In all, Michigan lost 47 percent of its tackles from a season ago and 41 percent of its sacks — to say nothing of the intangible leadership.

It’s a lot to replace on a unit that, despite sputtering at the end, finished second in the nation in total defense. Brown and his players exuded confidence Wednesday in the team’s ability to do just that.
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Of course they did!
 
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“Bottom line is our guys are in the fourth year of a similar defensive system,” Brown said. “Obviously, we’ve made some changes, but the nuts and bolts part of it is intact. They can just keep going, get better, get faster, understand the playbook better and now there’s an older group of guys that sit above them who can help them. Really beautiful.”
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That is only true if they are all seniors Don.
 
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